I shouldn’t publish headlines like that. I’m in no way suicidal. And I don’t want to be “suicided.” Although I will say. This might be too doxy, but I’ll say it because I just asked the robot and this could have happened in any number…
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I am Once Again Asking for Your Support, While Also Laying Some Groundwork for My Tucker-Vance-Fuentes Analysis
Editor’s Note: This is an e-begging post. However, it also contains the first segment of my Tucker Carlson-Jim Bowman-Nick Fuentes 2028 analysis preview, which I think you will enjoy. If you are seriously poor, you can skip the e-begging section. The Tucker section is clearly…
Guys, I Wouldn’t Troll You Into Thinking I’d Killed Myself
Firstly, if I was going to kill myself, I would do it in some epic style that no one would ever forget. Probably, I would use a gun in a famous place. If I didn’t have a gun, I’d do like, a quadruple backflip from…
Thank you.
Andrew Anglin, sitting in his living room I just want to thank everyone and say sorry to everyone. I was given a gift and a lot of responsibility and I didn’t do enough with it. I should have done so much more. I owed you…
There are Still Over 1,000 Messages From You Guys I Haven’t Replied to – But I’m on It
So, I posted my email and my messenger app like a month ago and I’ve been trying to slowly reply to everyone. More than that, I’ve been trying to read them all, and then at least reply with a “thanks, bro” or whatever. It’s important…
I’ll be Back Soon, Friends.
CEO Andrew Anglin pictured enjoying his vacation I apologize for taking a break here. I actually haven’t really taken much of a break, as I’ve been working, but I want to be posting on this website regularly, and I want to make sure that by…
Alright, I’m Out
I was hoping to keep working on the news for a few more weeks and produce some kind of grand finale, but I’ve decided I’m too burned out and really don’t care much for grand finales anyway. So, I’m officially quitting the daily news. Right…
I Think I’m Ready to Wrap This Up
During the most serious illness of my life, which inexplicably coincided with the Hamas attack on Israel on October 7, 2023, I experienced an intense series of dreams and visions which overlapped with the real world, there in my red room. I still don’t know…
A Solid First Week of the Year. Keep Up the Good Work.
People liked my work after returning from my vacation/begging holiday. I liked it too, but it will no doubt get much worse quickly. It takes quite a toll to keep up this pace of work. I did it for years when the site started, but…
A Christmas Miracle?
Bitcoin looks like it could regain the $100,000 support. It was really looking like that was not going to happen, which would have meant it could fall to $80,000. Even if it falls to $80,000, it’s still bulling it, but no one wanted to see…
Holiday E-Begging Special: In a Christmas Miracle, I Met a Sri Lankan Who was Kiddie-Fiddled by Arthur C. Clarke
We are in the midst of a very serious e-begging extravaganza, but I figure I must produce content as part of this begging operation, although the site is actually shut down, technically. But today I have a story of a Christmas miracle. It actually happened…
Holiday E-Begging Special: In a Christmas Miracle, I Met a Sri Laknan Who was Kiddie-Fiddled by Arthur C. Clarke
We are in the midst of a very serious e-begging extravaganza, but I figure I must produce content as part of this begging operation, although the site is actually shut down, technically. But today I have a story of a Christmas miracle. It actually happened…
Daily Stormer Shuts Down! Christmas E-Begging Extravaganza Begins!
As I did last year, I’m shutting the site down for a week or whatever to outrageously demand that readers pay me for my services. I’m probably going to keep publishing some stuff on the site throughout this period, actually, though I’m not committing to…
Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger
Oh, when we were young. There is a narrative that goes: “things were not actually better when you were younger, it was just better because you were young.” This is a ridiculous narrative. Firstly, my life was not better when I was young. It’s much…
I Have Nothing Again
I was supposed to finish a long thing, and I did not do so. These were not my finest moments this week, and it is with great sorrow that I bring you nothing. I’m working on a lot of different things. Got a lot going…
No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites, the election season is peak season. Personally, I am very bored by it. Everything feels…
Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer
Sorry about the downtime Saturday. I didn’t exactly forget to pay a bill this time. It was sort of a little bit more complicated than that. As you’ll recall, I spilled gin on my computer and then got a new computer. Then I had to…
Nigga, Your Boy Back
Okay. I didn’t get my 15 hours of sleep, but I got several, and I’ve got coffee and I’m ready to finish this thing off. If you haven’t already, please read my extended note from last night . I just read it, and it turns…
New Rule: Respecting the Sabbath and Resting
I’ve been talking about it for a long time, and I’ve now decided to do it. I’m taking Sundays off. It’s possible I’ll go back on this, as there isn’t really a consensus based on the priests I’ve talked to, given the nature of this…
I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.
I’ve been working on this site every day for 11 years. It has had ups and downs. Things should be a lot funnier and a lot less boring than they are now. There should not be this level of shit-tier AI art. I know that.…


















