Tag: david cameron

Calls for Cameron Resignation Following Panama Papers

Probably, nothing will happen. It would be funny if it did though. The Guardian : David Cameron was in Washington rubbing shoulders with world leaders, sun-tanned and relaxed after a holiday in Lanzarote, when an email revealing what the Guardian knew about his father’s tax…

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US Bans UK Moslems! Ha!

Maybe we’ll consider your emotions at a later date. The Donald might as well already be in charge. The government is being forced to follow his awesome policies. Washington Post : Ever since Donald Trump called for a “total and complete” ban on Muslims entering…

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Putin Says Cameron Needs to Share His Intelligence

David Cameron is best known for having sex with pigs. He is also the Prime Minister of Britain. This is all very strange. No actual data has been presented. Sputnik : Russian President Vladimir Putin and UK Prime Minister David Cameron discussed in a phone…

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Cameron Admits Immigration Policy a Complete Failure

Cameron made his “I did a naughty, naughty thing” face when admitting to failing completely on immigration. It’s the same face he made after having sex with a dead pig. He is just doing this to prop up Theresa as the new leader, acting like…

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Whoops! UK Sees Highest Immigration Numbers Ever

David Cameron: Though he might look like a hardcore sonovabitch – like Charles Bronson in Death Wish about to take down his enemies – he is actually a total cuckold faggot “Hehehe, no, don’t send me more immigrants, hehehe, my mom’s texting me I have…

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Wait, What?

so… David Cameron has called for a fightback against intolerance, telling people to begin tolerating intolerance of Moslem extremists. I guess. What a pickle he’s in, trying to say that most are good but some are bad while the attacks happen completely unprovoked and there…

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