Arnold obviously took steroids for decades. Now he’s a pussy bitch. This is what those drugs do – you get really jacked, but you pay for it in later life when your estrogen explodes and you become a pussy faggot. Let’s be real, he’s still…
So, he was fat and black. But just ask yourself: do you remember 32-year-old celebrities dying randomly in the pre-vax world? AP : Teddy Ray, a comedian and actor who appeared on the HBO Max series “PAUSE with Sam Jay,” has died, authorities confirmed on…
If banning all trees in America would save even one life, it would be worth it. New York Post : A pickup truck passenger was killed Sunday when a tree fell on the vehicle on a parkway in New York’s northern suburbs, a report said.…
Not fat, no recorded history of drug abuse, rich person with access to healthy food and other lifestyle choices: such people usually live past 65. Or rather, that was the case before last year. New York Post : Beloved actor Bruce MacVittie, best known for…
Okay, so. Let’s just… The alleged novel coronavirus debuted at the beginning of 2020. By the beginning of 2021, mass inoculation with an experimental gene therapy had begun. The Science claimed that this would end the virus. Instead, many more people died in 2021 than…
What the heck? New York Post : The Connecticut high school hockey player who died this week after his neck was slit open by a skate during a tragic incident on the ice has been identified. Teddy Balkind, a 10th grader at the St. Luke’s…
We need to have a conversation about coincidences. An NPR editor is dead by coincidence. This happens often, and we need to remove the stigma of dying from coincidence. AP : Petra Mayer, books editor for National Public Radio, died Saturday of what’s believed to…
Norm MacDonald was the greatest living comedian until he died this week at the age of 61. The former Saturday Night Live cast member fought a 9 year battle with cancer, which had apparently been keep private. Through the 1990s, MacDonald hosted the Weekend Update…
PICTURED: A typical reaction to the Pfizer vaccine After all of these people received the deadly injection, someone finally died. BBC News : New Zealand has reported what it believes to be its first death linked to the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. An independent vaccine safety…
It’s about time white people realized they’re useless and just gave up. Yet another great benefit of the government’s brilliant plan to outlaw work because people in nursing homes might die from a mild flu virus. USA Today : Denise Tindall has spent nearly three…
This is how real men go out. It’s very degenerate that we’ve settled on lethal injection as the standard method of execution. Most countries are faggots and banned the death penalty a long time ago. But Singapore still does it and they use hanging. Saudi…
Among the sins of the Baby Boomers is making death the worst thing ever. Those weird buggers have made it into the scariest, most horrible thing. Just as I have never understood the boomer obsession with wealth, feeling comfortable in my studio apartment and my…
Oh baby baby it’s a wild world. It’s hard to get by just on a smile. Well, the MacKenzie Lueck story sure did disappear from the media quick, didn’t it? At least we can count on PUNISHED MAIL to keep us updated. Shockingly, the Nigerian…
Some people have no concept of fate or just, idk, listening to what the universe is trying to tell you. Instead, they try to run marathons. RT : Adrianne Haslet, a ballroom dancer who lost her leg in the 2013 terrorist attack, and rose to…
He was 95 years old. How do these Jews live so long, while remaining weak and sickly the whole time? I’ve been sick and tired of Jew Hollywood’s constant stream of shitty superhero movies – they’re pumping out like, 3 of these every year now.…
As we all know, women are the ones hit worst by any tragedy. Especially if the person actually directly affected by the tragedy is a man. Take this example. The scariest thing I know this Halloween, is the day before Halloween, on my 9th day…
What’s the point of this? BBC : A guillotine has fetched €8,008 (£7080) at a controversial auction in Paris. The 150-year-old replica of a device used for executions was bought on Wednesday by a French millionaire and collector of bizarre objects. France’s auction watchdog was…
You know what you can never have too many of apart from Arabs, Jews, Niggers, Pakis and Mestizos? Chechens. You need Chechens, as many Chechens as possible, because… Wait, what? Why do we need Chechens again? Do they even make shawormas? Breitbart : A 16-year-old…
Keep rolling til you get to the morgue, Georgie. What’s the name of that feeling, when all your enemies start dying out, and you know that as they lay in their death bed, their souls are filled with bitterness and regret? I guess you could…
This happened earlier today. I was gonna write about it, but then I figured, these small-scale terrorist attacks are becoming so common, maybe it’s not even worth writing about them at all. I mean come on – a single death (so far) is shit-tier terrorism.…
