I don’t understand what this is or why we’re reporting on it. We apparently just report on completely irrelevant shit no one even understands now. I guess. The Guardian : New research claims that exposure to outdoor light at night may increase the prevalence of…
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The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
The Guardian often publishes things that the American government won’t publish. This is not one of those cases, because the entire American government is throwing Biden under the bus right now. But it’s a nice list. The Guardian : Warning signs of Joe Biden’s decline…
Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
It’s crazy seeing these fat kids running around. They are going to develop into adults missing like, 8 IQ points that they would have had with a healthy diet. Now they’ve got the research showing early childhood diet also affects the cognitive state of the…
Watch: Joe Biden Calls Himself “Vice President”
BIDEN: “I can’t drive a vehicle while I’m vice president, while I’m president” pic.twitter.com/jq08ieyu5n — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 4, 2022 This poor sonovabitch isn’t even allowed to drive a car. But he’s fine. He’s fine. New York Post : President Biden referred to himself…
Putin Has Roid Rage and Dementia, Western Intel Claims Without Evidence
Experts also believe Adolf Putin only has one testicle, which is also a part of the reason for his aggressiveness. This is just that same outrageous and moronic “unnamed sources” bullshit they did with Iraq, and more recently, to Donald Trump. You really wouldn’t think…
Body Implant That Kills People Who Forget to Turn It Off Coming Soon
Previously: Popular Suicide Pods in Switzerland In the upcoming world order, people may not be able to choose the way they want to live their lives, but they will be able to choose the way they die. Right now, the available choices are suicide pods…
If You’re On The Train And They Say “Portal Bridge,” You Know You Better Make Other Plans
Wut? pic.twitter.com/lT2ScE4gpS — Richard “Dick” Whitman ∞/21M (@DWhitmanBTC) October 25, 2021 I don’t usually talk to computers, but the one time I did he said: “if you’re on the train and they say ‘portal bridge,’ you know you’d better make other plans.” I nodded solemnly…
Air Pollution Linked to Increased Severity of Mental Illness, According to Major Study
One of the biggest problems with global warming is that it’s driving everyone insane. No wonder we have so many vaccine refusists. The Guardian : Exposure to air pollution is linked to an increased severity of mental illness, according to the most comprehensive study of…
Biden Owns the Road in Surreal New Car-Themed Campaign Video
There's been a lot of talk about my vetting process lately. Here’s an inside look: pic.twitter.com/tFRKJOE3hi — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 5, 2020 Well, I’ve cracked. I’m voting for Joe Biden. As soon as I saw him looking so cool in those aviators, saying, “God…
UK: Government May be Forced by Court to Recognize Imaginary Third Gender on Passports
The UK government tried to do something that isn’t insane (probably by accident), but I’m sure the Jewdicial System will restore insanity, as it usually does. CNN : The UK could become the next country to issue gender neutral passports if an activist trying to…
High Intensity Exercise Improves Memory and Wards Off Dementia
Jennifer J. Heisz Jennifer J. Heisz , who is an Associate Professor in Kinesiology and Associate Director (Seniors) of the Physical Activity Centre of Excellence at McMaster University, wrote an article presenting the results of her latest research about the effects that exercise has on…
Sheboon Nurses Caught Running Senior Citizen Fight Club Ring at Retirement Home
Welcome to Fight Club, Boomer! If this is your first night at the retirement home, you have to fight! Let me be the first to say it: it is time to start handing over all that stolen money to the kids! Otherwise this is the…
Disgusting Hag Merkel Runs Low on Migrant Semen, Suffers from Withdrawal Tremors in Ukraine
Angela Merkel met with the new president of Ukraine and couldn’t be even asked to stand straight for the anthem without doing the fucking Macarena. It was very, very disrespectful. Of course, the problem was that Merkel was in a country with a far lower…
Study: Fast Food Can Cause Irreversible Dementia
This study provides another piece of the Trumpshner puzzle. Daily Mail : Eating fast food can cause irreversible dementia, a study warns . The research found the average person is eating an extra 650 calories a day compared to 1970s , which is the equivalent…
Study: Watching Too Much TV Leads to Memory Loss, Problems Recalling Words
Do you want some popcorn with your social programming ration? There’s a new study suggesting that sitting in front of a television is a very bad deal for people who want to protect their mental acuity. Daily Mail : People over-50 who watch more than…
Morning Joe Claims Trump’s Jerusalem Speech Proves He has Dementia
Morning Joe is doubling down on his theory that Donald Trump has dementia. He claims that a couple of slurred words during Trump’s Jerusalem speech prove his theory. Seriously? A couple of misspoken words doesn’t equate to someone having dementia. If that were the case,…
REAL NEWS: Studies Find That Racism Gives Blacks Dementia and Other Mental Problems
Those of you familiar with IQ statistics might have noticed that the average IQs of African-Americans and other Blacks are a little underwhelming compared to those of Whites and Asians. Unsurprisingly, neo-Nazis use this data to propagate the message that Blacks are naturally dumb and…













