Tuesday is SUPER TUESDAY. Bernie is set to win BIG T. CNBC : Bernie Sanders holds a comfortable lead in Tuesday’s Texas Democratic primary, one of the biggest troves of delegates up for grabs in the race for the 2020 presidential nomination, according to an…
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Zombie Joe: Biden Wins HUGE in South Carolina! Anal Pete Refuses to Quit!
9:11 AM Pete “Anal Pete” Buttigieg pictured smiling after eating a man’s semen. Anal Pete is a bottom you can’t keep down. The Guardian : Pete Buttigieg will not drop out of the race to be the Democratic presidential nominee, despite finishing well behind Joe…
Anal Pete Questions Foundations of Democracy, Says the Nevada Results are Wrong
We cannot give Pete Buttigieg a free pass to undermine our sacred democracy simply because he licks men’s anuses and eats their semen. Mayor Pete “Anal Pete” Buttigieg is hoping that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas as he rides bareback on the caucuses…
Chris Matthews Says Bernie Winning Nevada is Like the Nazi Invasion of France
I hope this is a Nazi invasion. But I’m not so sure. Making this claim, Chris Matthews was responding to claims by James Carville about the impending doom Bernie Sanders symbolizes. They keep rolling this guy out to whine. But I really don’t think any…
Tropish Canard: Democrats Accuse Jew Bloomberg of Trying to “Buy Presidency”
“Nigga is you fixin ta eat dat baby?” “No, sorry. I don’t like the taste of blacks.” The conspiracy theory that Jews are rich is a trope. And it is a canard that Jews use money to manipulate nations for their own benefit. Thus the…
Joe Biden Attacks Bernie Sanders Because Bernie Bros Made Fun of Him on the Internet
Well, you certainly can’t accuse Joe Biden of being petty. Wait, I mean that you can accuse Joe Biden of being petty. What you can’t accuse him of is being emotionally unstable. Wait. Actually I mean you can’t accuse him of being senile . POLITICO…
Poll: Bernie Beats Every Other Democrat in a Head-to-Head
A new Yahoo!/YouGov poll shows Bernie Sanders beating literally every other Democrat candidate in a 1-on-1 match. This means they called people and said “which would you pick of these two?” What this means is that Bernie definitely has the broadest appeal, and would be…
Yang Yinged: A Dumb End to a Stupid Meme
Andrew Yang has jumped ship, quitting the Democrat nomination contest after last night’s primary in New Hampshire. Looking back on 2019, we must all agree to recognize that the Yang Gang meme was the dumbest of any meme, possibly ever. Never forget the people who…
Bernie Wins New Hampshire! Biden Comes in FIFTH (8%)!
Good, good… Everything going to plan… Tell me how Bernie Sanders doesn’t get the nomination now? How are they going to fix it now? There is no path to a loss for him, short of catastrophic failure. Pete Buttigieg is going where all homosexuals go:…
Clinton Strategist James Carville Goes Off the Res, Calls Democrat Party a Cult
Most of you are too young to remember James Carville – I certainly am – but this was the man who ran Bill Clinton’s 1992 campaign and won him the White House. He’s an endearing figure, due to his weirdness and his classic Louisiana accent,…
Boomer Rising: 76-Year-Old John Kerry Wants to Enter Presidential Race to End Bernie
John Kerry: More Botox than Carrie Fischer Another walking corpse, 76-year-old John Kerry, has apparently been toying with getting the band back together for one last ride into the sunset. It is incredible to me that no one is complaining about the fact that news…
Warlike Democrat Jew Group Buys $700,000 in Ads Against Peaceful Communist Bernie Sanders
I’m confused. I was told by the Israeli Jews that all support for Israel is the result of evangelical Zionists lobbying the government. But now I’m finding out that the Democrats have their own Israeli groups that lobby in support of an Israeli agenda in…
Donald Trump Defends Bernie Sanders Against Nancy Pelosi’s Conspiracy Against Him
He’s not really wrong here. They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy…
Grumpy Old Wealthy Bitch Liz Refuses to Shake Kindly Old Communist Jew Bernie’s Hand After Heated Debate
Elizabeth Warren is a nasty old bitch. There was a Democrat debate last night (which no one watched, including me), and things got a bit heated between Bernie and Liz. In particular, he said that he never told her that she couldn’t win because she’s…
Could Bernie Actually End Up Winning the Primary?
Who even knows anything about this Democratic primary race? I still have some bizarre and sick fascination with it, even though it’s gotten so boring. Is it possible for Bernie to end up winning? Yes, I guess so. At this point. The Guardian : Bernie…
Great News: No Colored People to Appear on Stage in Next Democrat Debate!
So the “most diverse field ever” has been officially reduced to “only white people allowed.” Really makes you think. I did not watch or report on the last Democrat debate. Actually I turned on a few minutes of it on Nick Fuentes’ Dlive stream ,…
Kamala Drops Out! I Don’t Care, But Still!
Some have called Kamala Harris “a vile ladycop on a sick mission,” while others have pointed out that “she is not even a real nigger.” But there is one thing that everyone agrees on: she is a very, very nasty mommy. Blacks and whites have…
Joe Biden Can’t Even Fill a Small Room with Old People
There is no enthusiasm for greasy old “Joe the Licker.” This campaign is basically like Hillary Clinton all over again, just without the boomer sentimentalism of “first female.” At an event on Monday in Iowa, a campaign worker tried to get the old few dozen…
NYT and WaPo Both Declare Mommy Kamala is Doomed
Well, I’m happy about this. She really was the worst mommy ever. Washington Examiner : Both the New York Times and Washington Post published stories arguing that Sen. Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign is on uneasy footing and nearing a collapse. Harris, despite declaring her candidacy…
Geriatric Jew Billionaire Bloomberg Announces Candidacy for President
How old is this kike? They say he’s a billionaire and I wonder if they mean his age. Is this interesting? Am I still using that pigeon meme? What is going on? CNN : Michael Bloomberg officially announced his late-entry Democratic presidential bid on Sunday,…



















