Tag: democrat primary

Poll: Bernie Beats Every Other Democrat in a Head-to-Head

A new Yahoo!/YouGov poll shows Bernie Sanders beating literally every other Democrat candidate in a 1-on-1 match. This means they called people and said “which would you pick of these two?” What this means is that Bernie definitely has the broadest appeal, and would be…

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Yang Yinged: A Dumb End to a Stupid Meme

Andrew Yang has jumped ship, quitting the Democrat nomination contest after last night’s primary in New Hampshire. Looking back on 2019, we must all agree to recognize that the Yang Gang meme was the dumbest of any meme, possibly ever. Never forget the people who…

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Bernie Wins New Hampshire! Biden Comes in FIFTH (8%)!

Good, good… Everything going to plan… Tell me how Bernie Sanders doesn’t get the nomination now? How are they going to fix it now? There is no path to a loss for him, short of catastrophic failure. Pete Buttigieg is going where all homosexuals go:…

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Could Bernie Actually End Up Winning the Primary?

Who even knows anything about this Democratic primary race? I still have some bizarre and sick fascination with it, even though it’s gotten so boring. Is it possible for Bernie to end up winning? Yes, I guess so. At this point. The Guardian : Bernie…

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Kamala Drops Out! I Don’t Care, But Still!

Some have called Kamala Harris “a vile ladycop on a sick mission,” while others have pointed out that “she is not even a real nigger.” But there is one thing that everyone agrees on: she is a very, very nasty mommy. Blacks and whites have…

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Joe Biden Can’t Even Fill a Small Room with Old People

There is no enthusiasm for greasy old “Joe the Licker.” This campaign is basically like Hillary Clinton all over again, just without the boomer sentimentalism of “first female.” At an event on Monday in Iowa, a campaign worker tried to get the old few dozen…

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NYT and WaPo Both Declare Mommy Kamala is Doomed

Well, I’m happy about this. She really was the worst mommy ever. Washington Examiner : Both the New York Times and Washington Post published stories arguing that Sen. Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign is on uneasy footing and nearing a collapse. Harris, despite declaring her candidacy…

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