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Old Man Biden Can’t Remember the Word “Escalator”

To be fair, escalator isn’t a very easy word. Definitely doesn’t roll off the tongue. Sounds like some shit that like, Gollum would be asking you about. “Eh, geh, my precious, take the escalator, yegeh…?” But still. This guy is old as heck and rolling…

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New Poll Shows Warren Tied with Biden! Salute Your New Commie Mommy!

2020 National Democratic Primary: Warren 26% Biden 26% Sanders 16% Buttigieg 6% Harris 6% Booker 2% Yang 2% Bennet 1% Bullock 1% Castro 1% Gabbard 1% Klobuchar 1% O'Rourke 1% Williamson 1% @YouGovUS / @TheEconomist 9/8-10 https://t.co/pzE25Io89q pic.twitter.com/UEdcNIs0hK — Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) September 11, 2019…

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Biden’s Eye Fills Up with Blood During Town Hall!

The Eye of Biden the Terrible few could endure. pic.twitter.com/sTI6EM0Ld6 — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 5, 2019 I thought Joe Biden’s campaign would collapse before his health, what with all the weird things he keeps saying. But it looks like his health might go first.…

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Democrat Debate II: Part II

The second half of CNN’s Democrat debate included Tulsi Gabbard and Andrew Yang, the only of these candidates I actually care about. Though they didn’t really get much time, and the rest of it was just gross robot nonsense. I covered Tuesday night’s debate last…

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Trump has Highest Approval Ratings Ever

The question is: is this actually real tho? ABC News : Bolstered by a strong economy, Donald Trump reached the highest job approval rating of his career in the latest ABC News/Washington Post poll and runs competitively for re-election against four of five possible Democratic…

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Kamala Harris: Fake Nigga, Real Cop

Black people have accused Kamala Harris of being a fake nigga, pointing out that her father is Jamaican and her mother is Indian, which means she isn’t an “African American” like she claims. Inexplicably, she has come out calling this “racist” and the media has…

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Democrat Debate I Part II: The Reckoning

“Democrat Debate I Part II: The Reckoning,” the highly anticipated sequel to Wednesday night’s “Democrat Debate I Part I,” aired Thursday night. And it was quite a walloper. This debate had all the heavy hitters – Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris and that queer…

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