This always happened. News.com.au : Tributes have poured in for Channel 7 reporter Nathan Templeton who died suddenly on Monday evening, leaving behind two young sons. The Herald Sun reported that in the last couple of years the 44-year-old father had shied away from the…
Raphaël Pryor Shut up, this has always happened. It’s very normal. The Mirror : A schoolboy has collapsed and died on the fields at Eton while playing a type of football with his friends. Sixth-form student Raphaël Pryor was on the school’s playing fields on…
Courtney Fannon This always happened. Shut up or we’ll ban you and freeze your bank account. New York Post : A pregnant upstate New York teacher who was just weeks away from having her first child has died after collapsing in her classroom . Courtney…
You may remember Susan. She was the random individual who banned all critical discussion of the “coronavirus vaccine” from YouTube. You get what you deserve. New York Post : The 19-year-old son of former YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki died Tuesday inside a dorm at the…
Well, hey – I guess now that he’s dropped out of the presidential race, Ron DeSantis is going to go back to being useful. (Of course, he started this process before running, but he’s continuing to follow through with it.) I agree with everyone who…
Amari Crite Oh, and she was black? I’ll bet she’s really regretting that vaccine now. Or her family is – I guess she’s not regretting anything from her grave! They didn’t even try to force the blacks to take the vax. Well, they did, but…
Sad There’s an old adage that you need to remember before you exert yourself doing athletic activities: “if you’re vaxed, just relax.” If you took that shot, man, nothing good can come from playing sports. You will die. Reuters : Former Panama striker Luis “Matador”…
You might be noticing that many celebrities are dying randomly. You are also likely noticing that people in your personal life are dying randomly. However, as “dying randomly” implies, these are all just coincidental deaths with no relationship to one another. For example: this guy…
This is, uh… This always happened. Very normal. CNN : Golden State Warriors assistant coach Dejan Milojević died Wednesday morning after suffering a heart attack, according to the team. He was 46. Milojević was hired by the Warriors in 2021 and was in his third…
Sometimes healthy people just die for literally no reason. It has always happened. But now it’s really heating up, because of global warming. New York Post : A British Airways flight attendant died after he collapsed in front of passengers just as the plane was…
This always happened. Stop talking now. Breitbart : His Serene Highness Prince Constantin of Liechtenstein died “unexpectedly” aged 51 this week, the Princely Family of the European nation said. A statement from the Liechtenstein Fürstenhaus this week revealed the death of His Serene Highness Prince…
Damn, boy. They be die? I ain’t know people be die, son. How it be like that? Fox News : Devon Wylie, a former NFL wide receiver who played for the Kansas City Chiefs and Tennessee Titans, has died, his family and his alma mater…
Knox MacEwen This was always happening. Shut up, or we’ll close your bank account. New York Post : A 14-year-old boy died over the weekend while running a 5K race at a Florida high school . The teen, identified by his family as Knox MacEwen,…
Texas, Chisholm Trail High School athlete Sixteen-year-old Angel Hernandez died suddenly after cross country race – Cause of death under investigation https://t.co/Iw4gotmNW6 pic.twitter.com/3whl3cO209 — Hello Dave (@tulloch1978) October 22, 2023 Hmm. Seems normal. New York Post : A Texas teenager tragically collapsed and died at…
She was fat, but not fat enough to drop dead at 17 because of it This is a big bitch to be a hopeful for homecoming queen. Yikes. But yeah, vaccine killed her. 100%. High schoolers were not dying randomly for no reason before the…
Jeremy Tillman with his family You know, sometimes men in their 40s just die randomly for literally no reason. It’s always been very common. You just weren’t thinking about it. New York Post : A beloved father of six died suddenly after collapsing on the…
We have angry former readers who got vaxed and now have a vendetta against the site. Because we advised people against getting vaxed, because it was obviously unsafe, and then people started dying in large numbers. These people were presumably nominally right-wing, but decided “bro…
Bitch, you mean niggas be die? I ain’t know that, muthafakka – I ain’t know people be die out this bitch. The Post Millennial : On Thursday, one of the best high school basketball players in the country, Caleb White passed away at 17 years…
Quite frankly, I don’t think Japan needed any more Mormon missionaries. That said, we do have to ask: why would a 19-year-old boy drop dead for no reason? The only possible explanation is global warming. Daily Mirror : A Mormon teenager suddenly collapsed on the…
Oscar Cabrera Adames This guy is a pro athlete that did not have myocarditis who got it after the vaccine. It would be a weird coincidence if the two were not related. Now he’s dead from a heart attack. New York Post : Professional Dominican…
