Cows are edible gadgets specifically designed to turn grass into human food. When you eat them, you make their spirits happy, for they know they’ve fulfilled the purpose of their existence. CNBC : As consumers become increasingly comfortable eating faux-meat burgers that look, cook and…
Vegans are known to boil their fake meats in plastic bags. “Dimension Vegana” is one of the biggest Spanish-language vegan YouTube channels, and they promote boiling food wrapped in plastic bags in multiple videos. There are few things that scream “dumb peasant” louder than eating…
Who would have thought that removing fundamental nutrients from your diet would result in health problems? Daily Mirror : Vegan diets more than double the risk of a broken hip, warns new research. A study of more than 50,000 British people tracked over two decades…
Obesity is the number one killer in America and the UK, being responsible for heart disease, diabetes and many or most cancers. Obesity is entirely a result of known poisons that the government allows multinational corporations to sell to people as food, including high-fructose corn…
Of course, one of the key elements of the vast social transformation riding in on the back of the coronavirus is that you will have to be a vegan. You will be lucky if they let you eat bugs. After you eat plant-based meat, you’re…
Vegan YouTubers Vegans have taken a hard blow this week. Their beloved SCIENCE is now saying that older people getting most of their protein from plants will lose muscle mass, and that sugars — not saturated fat — raise bad cholesterol. Study Finds : For…
“You cannot avoid me forever, human.” I’ve heard vegans say that animal foods should be avoided in a healthy diet because animals accumulate toxins. But plants also accumulate toxins. Daily Mail : Plants can absorb tiny pieces of plastic through their roots that stunt their…
Imagine a future where all adult women look like prepubescent kids. Thanks to the lockdown and the coronavirus hysteria, soon there’ll be no meat to buy . The lack of meat could worsen the negative effects that the lockdown and social isolation have on people’s…
Apparently, a lot of people find this convincing I want to say I feel bad for how sick most of these people will be in a few years, but that would be lie. You get what you hecking deserve, and I hecking deserve to laugh…
Tricking your brain into thinking that you’re eating something sweet appears to have unintended consequences. The Hour : A study published in the journal Cell Metabolism by a group of Yale researchers found that the consumption of the common artificial sweetener sucralose (which is found…
“The key to avoiding obesity is embracing what leads to obesity.” Imagine being overweight and wanting to improve your health and body, then going to a nutritionist for advice and hearing “lol just eat whatever you feel like.” Daily Mail : To most of us,…
Part of why millennials hate boomers so much is that they are mindless peasants who do whatever everyone else is doing. And if you ask them why they do these strange things, they’ll use the fact that everyone they know also does it as an…
At a, um, at a number of different school lunch rooms… I like Donald Trump best when he acts like a 12-year-old. New York Times : The Trump administration moved on Friday to roll back school nutrition standards championed by Michelle Obama, an effort long…
There are reasons to believe that a Nuclear Apocalypse can save masculinity, and consequently, humanity itself. David Denkenberger, a mechanical engineer, proposes mushrooms and seaweed as idyllic food sources following a worldwide nuclear disaster. Both mushrooms and seaweed, as I’ll explain later, can be considered…
Testosterone levels in the West are getting visibly lower with every passing year. Plastics and soy play a big part in this. Toxic cookware is likely involved. Junk food and its mystery chemicals are definitely involved. Now a new study points to another contributing factor:…
Their advice didn’t work on themselves, for some reason Why would anyone think taking advice on weight loss from obese people is a good idea? It’s like asking a nigger how to get a job. The Guardian : Kay Featherstone and Kate Allinson were at…
Proponents of plant-based diets love to show you charts about the nutritional contents of the foods they eat. Ignoring for a moment the fact that just because a plant has some nutrients doesn’t mean that people can easily absorb them, do these plants even really…
Glowing screens are a powerful influence on children — possibly even more so than parents and school. This shocking new study suggests that using these devices to promote positive stuff instead of detrimental junk appears to have an overall positive effect on the minds of…
Cooked liver. Organ meats are among the most wasted foods despite probably being the most nutritious. If people regularly ate even a little bit of these, everyone would be better off. Daily Mail : Vegans might want to look away now – because doctors are…
Conquer hunger and expand your dominion over yourself. Everything else will be easier to conquer. Daily Mail : A new study has revealed that intermittent fasting may help you live longer and improve your overall health . While many fad diets, such as keto, have…
