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Reports Say Meghan Markle’s Elephant Movie Sucks

Power Couple: Resigned royals Prince Harry and his handsome wife Meghan Markle are taking the entertainment industry by storm. A few years ago, Prince Harry for some reason married a beautiful and ripe old nigger. Then she couldn’t stand the racism of the British, so…

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The Black Widow Trailer Doesn’t Look Bad

With its Marvel franchises, Disney made the most profitable series of blockbuster films in history by remaining more or less completely apolitical. There is of course nothing that is completely apolitical, but the films actually felt largely like the comic books I spent the 1990s…

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