Everyone is getting to know this new kind of government system we have recently been gifted. Some seem to like it, apparently purely as a result of a kind of BDSM fetishism, wherein an individual enjoys being stomped on and having their dog shot. Others…
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Megyno Monday: Babylon Bee Kike Threatens to Assassinate America’s Top Hoe
Editor’s Note: Due to a steep decline in the popularity of memes, and the consistently rising popularity of Megyn [sic] Kelly, this publication is being forced to change “Memetic Monday” to “Megyno Monday.” This is a sad day for the Stormer, but we simply cannot…
Fifty-Year Mortgage? Is This a Joke?
Introduction (Unrelated to Main Article Content) The development of my TV show is at a bit of a standstill as I await my dear partner to acquire better internet access. We will begin doing a fake podcast soon, as I practice my ability to speak…
Why is Trump Creating All of This Chaos? Is It a Conspiracy?
Firstly, this is apparently real: President Trump was booed by the crowd at the Lions-Commanders NFL game. Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/ouXVfwpz4T — AF Post (@AFpost) November 10, 2025 I saw that posted on Twitter, and thought it was edited. I mean, that is a long, long…
Venezuela Menaced by Rapidly Declining Old Coot Trump
After taking a short break from slaughtering the peoples of the Near East, the peace-loving US Ultra-Zionist War Regime has turned its sights upon Venezuela, for the crime of violating the democratic principles of who we are. As is well known, human rights democracy is…
I’m Working on All the Stuff
Look. I know I need to post more. Here’s the deal: I’ve become as monomaniacal about my new project as I was with the Daily Stormer during the best times of the Daily Stormer. I am writing a lot. A lot lot. I am figuring…
Ten Days After the Assassination of Charlie Kirk, A New World Order is Coming Into View
When Charlie Kirk died last Wednesday, I saw people having complete meltdowns, and felt it was my job to be the voice of reason. This came across as crass at the time, as people were really full of emotion at the time. If you were…
Definitive Proof Charlie Kirk Assassination was AI Deepfake
WARNING TO READERS: This woman is all of us right now. pic.twitter.com/FvokMU0asV — Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) September 10, 2025 Honestly, I’m really bored of this Charlie Kirk situation. I want to watch the Tucker Carlson interview with Sam Altman and write about that. I…
What the Heck is a “Narcoterrorist”?
I’ve been eating massive amounts of cheese lately. And I’ve been dealing with the skin problems that go along with it. I am in fact on the verge of turning into some type of Cronenbergian monstrosity as a result of the amount of cheese I…
I Support India Now. I’m All-In. I’ve Started Shitting in the Street to Show Solidarity.
On time in Thailand, however many years ago, I was listening to a young lady complain about Chinese people. I had some sympathy to her complaints, as Chinese tourists can be overbearing. On the whole, they spend so much money, it is hardly fair to…
Burning Gay Flags is Not Illegal, These People are Just Lying
Personally, I’m on team “Burn them all.” I mentioned it yesterday, but I didn’t realize the extent to which conservative are claiming that it is illegal to burn the gay flag. It is definitely not illegal to burn a gay flag. All these cases they…
These “Iran Bombings” in Australia are a Setup for Further False Flags
As we get ready for the next round of the Iran war, Western governments need to come up with an explanation as to why we are going to war for Israel beyond “shielding Jews from blowback as a result of their genocide in Gaza.” Enter:…
Are We Still Allowed to Burn the Israeli Flag or Nah?
Actions have consequences. Burn the American flag, disrespect our nation, incite violence: ONE YEAR IN JAIL. No excuses. pic.twitter.com/mEBgJL6CNn — The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 25, 2025 Donald Trump this week overrode the Supreme Court, declaring by executive order that it is illegal to burn…
Zelensky Slides Into Business Casual
Famous dictator of the Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, has been wearing a GI Joe style military costume for several years. Although some communist and fascist leaders wore military-type outfits all or most of the time, they were military men before becoming political leaders. It is not…
It’s Just a Fact That Tucker is the Next Leader of MAGA (That is Descriptive Not Prescriptive)
I published a late article about Tucker Carlson being the de facto leader of MAGA after Tucker Carlson got a bunch of backlash. The article was two weeks old, and wasn’t finished. I just published it in the middle of a drama mostly to upset…
Tucker’s Epstein Statements Prove He is Currently the De Facto Successor to Donald Trump’s Movement
Author’s Note: I wrote this on July 21 and didn’t publish it because I meant to finish it. I never did finish it. It is being published unfinished so as not to waste it. I am aware of the recent big drama around Tucker, which…
“Epstein Client List” is an Unhelpful Bit of Terminology and Presumably a Misnomer
A trove of sex tapes has been confirmed by government officials, but the “client list” is a conspiracy theory. You see how they do these games with words? Eyyyy. Reporting on Epstein again. The Trump implosion and the Tucker Carlson “everyone in Washington knows America…
Trump is “Crashing Out” Over the “Epstein Files”
It’s unclear to me whether Mr. Trump is refusing to release the Epstein files because Bibi Netanyahu told him not to or because he’s implicated in sex, potentially with so-called “miners.” What is clear is that he is “crashing out” over this issue. These are…
Okay, I Understand the MAGA Normie Obsession with Epstein Now
Donald Trump, pictured with the normal number of fingers showing a new type of gun to his supporters who won’t shut up about Epstein I wrote a way too long thing about the Trump-Epstein drama yesterday. People said it was too long, I thought it…
Dear MAGA: If You Think Masked ICE Thugs Wouldn’t Do the Same to You, You’re Dumber Than You Look
It’s NEVER a good idea to resist ICE agents. Can you say FAFO? pic.twitter.com/3zArK2T25y — AmericanPapaBear (@AmericaPapaBear) June 29, 2025 Illegal gets arrested for deportation by ICE in Los Angeles at 6th and Broadway on Friday. The female street vendor resists arrest. An agent then…



















