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Kim Kardashian Begs Trump to Pardon Crack-Dealing Negress

No dice, bimbo. Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is trying to manipulate Trump into doing something unspeakable: granting pardon to a filthy Black drug dealer. As every reader knows, such a thing would go against the fundamental premises of Dutertism, which requires all drug offenders…

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Weird Tales: Mormon Imprisoned in Venezuela Returns to US

So this is a whole weird story. NPR : Joshua Holt, a Utah native held in Venezuelan jail for nearly two years, returned to U.S. soil on Saturday, and was welcomed by President Trump. WELCOME HOME JOSH! pic.twitter.com/2X0cKE4stx — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27,…

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Trump Now Says the Korea Summit is Back on for the 12th

Oh so now this then. CNN : US President Donald Trump seemed to revive hopes for a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un next month, telling reporters at the Oval Office late Saturday, “we’re looking at June 12th in Singapore. That hasn’t changed.”…

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27 Dimensional Underwater Contortionist Pokémon Battle Arena?

Certain Jews are screeching that Trump is dividing international Jewry by enabling (potentially outright provoking) Netanyahu’s genocidal tendencies. Obviously, a certain portion of Jews believe in the global brownman liberation agenda they sold to the goyim (we call that “high on their own supply”), while…

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Trump’s Jew Lawyer’s Jew Partner Agrees to Snitch

I guess the question here is: what exactly is there to snitch on? No one knows other than the feds who raided Cohen’s office. New York Times : A significant business partner of Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s personal lawyer, has agreed to cooperate with…

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President Bolton Announces the Korea Summit May be Canceled

President John Bolton, through his puppet-figure Donald Trump, former star of “The Apprentice” who now does a heavily scripted reality TV show called “Wars for Jews” which runs on all television networks and is produced and directed by President Bolton, has announced that he may…

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