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Trump: “Suburban Women, Will You Please Like Me?”

On Tuesday night in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Your Favorite President begged filthy whores to vote for him. “Suburban women, will you please like me?” the President pleaded. I don’t blame him for making this direct appeal. We live in a completely deranged and Jewish culture where…

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Trump Returns, Good Enough to Dance

Your Favorite President is out, he’s on the loose. He’s dancing like a maniac. Y’all!!!! POTUS DANCING!!!! @realDonaldTrump #MAGA2020LandslideVictory pic.twitter.com/F5gqjMk0oC — Brian Clowdus (@BrianClowdus) October 13, 2020 Anderson Cooper was not happy that the dancing broke loose. Anderson Cooper’s face when he hears they are…

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Listen to Me

Senator Ben Sasse is up for reelection this year. He is the single worst person in the entire Congress. He is in Nebraska, a very deep red state. He won by a massive margin in 2014, and is expected to win by the same margin…

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Trump Obviously Lost Money by Becoming President

NEW: “My father has lost a fortune,” Eric Trump tells @jonkarl when pressed on a NYT report that Pres. Trump turned “his own hotels and resorts into the Beltway’s new back rooms, where public and private business mix and special interests reign.” https://t.co/fsCP2um0H5 pic.twitter.com/MtZLiszs2K —…

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Trump Does First Post-Coronavirus Interview on Tucker Carlson

You may recognize your favorite president on Friday’s Tucker Carlson show. It’s his first interview since getting the virus. Tucker didn’t do the interview, it was done by the show’s medical advisor, Marc Siegel. President Trump is obviously fine, but that is because this virus…

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