President Trump responded Sunday to irresponsible and stupid questions from Jewish journalists about protests against the insane lockdown, saying that these governors have gone too far. “You are allowed to protest,” Trump said during a daily White House briefing on the stupid flu hoax. “Some…
The mad bastard and US President Donald Trump has declined to use the federal government to protect the people from the governors that have stripped them of all of their Constitutional rights – and has instead turned around and called for an uprising! LIBERATE MINNESOTA!…
To your great shock, I’m certain, the media has made a complete and total reversal on an issue relating to Donald Trump and the corona crisis. This was a headline in the New York Times on April 14 : Then on April 17 , we…
Instead of announcing an opening of the country, as some hoped he would do, Donald Trump has introduced a fantastical scheme which does not contain clear meaning. Insofar as it has any meaning at all, it means “we’re staying closed.” Fox News : President Trump…
This humorously stilted headline from CNN was at the top of my Google News feed this morning: It was followed by a lot of similar headlines that were maybe less awkwardly worded: What those articles are about doesn’t really matter. It is all just the…
America’s evil step-father Donald Trump has announced that he’s cutting funding to the World Health Organization (WHO), saying that the dumb black guy who runs the group is stupid. Meanwhile, America’s real daddy, Bill Gates, is standing on the sidelines, attempting to save us but…
You would of course know that Trump would say this without being told, because it is obvious that when he talks to people privately he doesn’t act like an asshole unless he is mad. He isn’t a rude person. He just calls people names and…
Who would have thought that the evil little AIDS-hoax creep would turn on Trump the first chance he got? Trump certainly couldn’t have been expected to be able to predict such a thing. No one could have predicted it. New York Times : President Trump…
Written by the CNN Jew Harry Enten, “Trump keeps wanting to reopen the economy. Voters disagree.” may be the most Jewish headline we’ve seen so far this week. What this Jew is doing is the same thing that the rest of the Jews are doing:…
With the flu, we estimate the number of infections every year, and create a mortality rate based on that estimate and the number of deaths (which we generally do not have to estimate, because they are recorded by hospitals). With the Coronavirus, we are calculating…
You, circa a few weeks from now, colorized. As predicted, Donald Trump wants to open the country back up in the wake of this flu hysteria. CNN : A startling 6.6 million people filed their first claims for unemployment benefits last week, bringing the total…
We are dealing with cascading layers of confusion now. Donald Trump’s initial reaction to the allegedly unique coronavirus was that it was just the flu. That has now been fully borne out by the evidence. There is now no serious person on earth who believes…
I’ve wanted to defund Doctor Who ever since he became a woman and got a dildo sonic screwdriver. #IStandWithTheDaleks Since we’re not going to have an economy after this, shouldn’t we just cut funding to literally everything non-essential, including the entire Untied Nations? We’re going…
If this is becoming a pattern, then I like this pattern. NPR : President Trump has removed the head of a group charged with overseeing the $2 trillion coronavirus package passed by Congress last month. The coronavirus recovery law requires that an existing inspector general…
We need a conversation about racial oppression dynamics in America, due to the legacy of slavery and the Holocaust, and how that is affecting the disproportionate impact of Coronavirus on communities of color. This is basically AIDS for black people. That’s according to Anthony Fauci,…
President Trump and his Corona Crew appear to have gotten rid of those stupid charts saying hundreds of thousands of people are going to die from this mild flu. He’s still preaching doom, but only because this is what people want to hear. The plan…
I wish they would just sell the old school masks. Just like Donald Trump is the only president in history that celebrities can publicly call for the assassination of, he’s the only president in history who can be openly defied by corporations after invoking war…
This is a good line. He’s basically president for life at this point, because we can’t possibly have a vote during virus hysteria. So at least he’ll keep us loling. NBC News : President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the U.S. doesn’t know whether the…
I hate that it’s a hoax as much as anyone. I literally want to rip my socks off I’m so mad watching all these retards with this stupid mass hysteria. But all of the outcomes so far have been good. Out, out, out, rats! Buzzfeed…
Oh come on. Fox News : The White House coronavirus task force on Tuesday pleaded with Americans to abide by the administration’s extended social distancing guidelines to slow the spread of coronavirus as a somber President Trump told Americans to brace for “a very painful…
