We’re reaching levels of dust-biting that shouldn’t even be possible. Nah, j/k. This dust-biting is just getting started. The Independent : A second person has died from the coronavirus in King County, near Seattle, Washington, authorities have confirmed. The victim was a man in his…
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Anal Pete Gives Joe Biden the Reach-Around – Drops Out!
This was one thing I definitely did not see coming. I’m a wee bit surprised. New York Times : Pete Buttigieg, the former small-city Indiana mayor and first openly gay major presidential candidate, said Sunday night he was dropping out of the Democratic race, following…
First US Coronavirus Death! You’re All Next!
It’s over bro just give up. CNN : The Trump administration on Saturday announced new travel restrictions after confirmation of the first coronavirus death in the US, with President Donald Trump signaling a more robust response as US cases rise. Trump said additional cases in…
Trump Finally Stands Up for Freedom of Speech on the Internet!
Donald Trump didn’t make a tweet when I was censored for supporting him. He didn’t make a tweet when Alex Jones was censored for supporting him. But he’s finally decided to go to bat against censorship… now that a gay black guy was censored for…
Deadly Anti-Racism: Donald Trump is Responsible for the Spread of Coronavirus
“Anti-Trump Network @CNN doing whatever it can to stoke a national Coronavirus panic. The far left Network pretty much ignoring anyone who they interview who doesn’t blame President Trump.” @trish_regan @FoxNews Media refuses to discuss the great job our professionals are doing! — Donald J.…
Thirty-Five-Year-Old Boy Asks Trump for Advice on Coming Out as a Surgical Mask Fetishist
Donald Trump welcomed a thirty-five-year-old boy on stage at a rally in Denver, Colorado, on Saturday night after the young boy asked the Republican president for help coming out as a surgical mask fetishist. “Would you help me tell the world I’m only sexually aroused…
r/The_Donald Blames the Chinese for Censorship
Over on reddit, the most popular discussion forum on the internet, r/The_Donald , a pro-Donald Trump board, has been heavily censored for months. The site began by blocking r/The_Donald’s posts from appearing on the front page, then they “quarantined” the page , making it virtually…
Poll: 65% of Americans Believe Trump Will Own the Libs in November
Most Americans believe that we are going to own the libs in November. The Hill : More than six in 10 people say they expect President Trump to be reelected, according to a poll released Sunday. The CBS News-YouGov poll found 65 percent of voters…
Indian Leader Calls Trump a God
हम भारत आने के लिए तत्पर हैं । हम रास्ते में हैँ, कुछ ही घंटों में हम सबसे मिलेंगे! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2020 अतिथि देवो भव: https://t.co/mpccRkEJCE — Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) February 24, 2020 Well, uh… Guess that’s a pretty warm…
Donald Trump Sees No Problem with Tech Companies Being Totally Unregulated Monopolies
Oh this is what I voted for. I love this shit. Because of the stock market and stuff. New York Times : President Trump and his economic team see “no need to hastily rewrite the federal government’s antitrust rules,” drawing a battle line with leading…
Backpedaling as People Call Them Liars, CNN Says Latest Russian Hacking Hoax was “Overstated”
There is really no difference between the so-called “intelligence community” and the mainstream media. The media is a voice for the intelligence agencies, and intelligence officials are regularly hired as commentators. If you listen to CNN or read the New York Times, you are getting…
Donald Trump Promotes Anal Sex with 9-Year-Old Boys
That title is hyperbolic. But just barely. Donald Trump is in fact indirectly promoting anal sex with 9-year-old boys. Donald Trump quote-tweeted a homosexual, Peter Tatchell, promoting an anal sex film in India. Great! https://t.co/eDf8ltInmH — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2020 Who is…
“Now That’s Thinking with Your Anus!” – Trump Intelligence Appointee Begins “Unloading”
There was a time when I would read something like this and think it might be good news. Oh how young I was. New York Times : Richard Grenell’s tenure as the nation’s top intelligence official may be short-lived, but he wasted no time this…
Bollywood Goes Full Anal: First Indian Film with a Main Character Who Licks Anuses and Eats Semen
Smoking meth, huffing poppers, licking anuses and eating semen is normal. The reason we need men who suck on other men’s penises, masturbate into other men’s anuses and eat semen in films is so that everyone thinks it is normal. This is progress. It’s the…
Trump Attacks Oscars for Giving Best Picture to Korean Film
This is funny. I’m glad Trump is still funny. Variety : President Donald Trump took aim at “Parasite’s” historic Oscar wins at a Colorado rally on Thursday. “How bad were the Academy Awards this year?” he asked, prompting jeers from the crowd. “Did you see…
Roger Stone Sentenced to Three Years in Prison in Hoax, Looks Like Trump is Going to Pardon Him
Donald Trump, President of America, has tweeted out a clip of Tucker Carlson demanding that Roger Stone be pardoned, indicating that Trump is planning to pardon him. pic.twitter.com/eXpCUQDwU5 — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 20, 2020 Stone was sentenced to three years in prison on…
Psychotic Russian Masochists are Hacking 2020 Election to Get Trump Reelected! Those Bastards!
The Russians are really gluttons for punishment. Despite the fact that Donald Trump has escalated tensions with the Russians to extremes not seen since the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Russians are intent on hacking the election to get him reelected. We still don’t actually know…
Indian Man Still Worshiping Trump as a God Even Though He Didn’t Do Policies
In Hinduism, anything can be a god. So things that are on TV are very likely to become gods if they have an extreme personality. New York Post : An Indian man is so convinced President Trump is his “god,” he has a life-size statue…
Trump Says He’d be “Suing Everyone All Over the Place” for Mueller Hoax If He Wasn’t President
I wish President Trump would sue everybody all over the place. These were Mueller prosecutors, and the whole Mueller investigation was illegally set up based on a phony and now fully discredited Fake Dossier, lying and forging documents to the FISA Court, and many other…
Democrats Know They Have No Chance of Winning the Election
I’ve said from the beginning of the campaigns that the Democrats know they have no ability to beat the very popular incumbent president, and that the current plan of these people is to use the platform of running the campaign for the purpose of pushing…




















