Donald Trump vs. Iran is like Rick vs. Negan. There are no shades of gray here, and if you suggest it is more complicated than a TV show, you’re a bad person. This “I good guy, I kill bad guy, now is freedom time, I…
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Scandal: Report Says Bernie Sanders Told Liz a Woman Couldn’t Win a Presidential Election
This is probably made up, or he said it as a joke. Though it is also true that a woman can’t win a presidential election in America. At least not yet. We just aren’t that far gone. CNN : The stakes were high when Bernie…
Iranian Cops Allegedly Open Fire on Whining Faggot Protesters!
Iran is the 2Pac of governments. What I think is really cool about Moslems is that they run their countries like gangster rappers would run a country. It’s all “nigga if yo play a game wiff me, I roll up and blow yo brains out…
Has Donald Trump Converted to Islam?
US President Donald Trump allegedly converted to Wahabbist Islam after meetings with King Abdullah. He is only now announcing it in tweets he expects no one will translate. He should have expected the Daily Stormer. Shockingly, it appears that Donald Trump has converted to radical…
Trump’s Weird Aggression Against Iran and Iraq has Been Good for Bernie
You know, I predicted that if Donald Trump escalated tensions in the Middle East, Bernie would become the frontrunner. I wish I kept better records of my predictions, so I could link the articles. But the regular reader will remember I said this repeatedly. Des…
Texas Opts Out of “Refugee” Program After Trump Executive Order
GTFO! Texas opting out of the refugee program is putting a band-aid on a severed limb, because they’re already so buried in Mexicans that there is nothing they can do to climb out of it, short of a Hitler-style “put em on the trains” program.…
West Says That Iran Accidentally Shot Down Its Own People on Passenger Jet
Is it possible that Iran accidentally shot down a passenger jet filled with their own people? Yes. But it’s also possible space aliens did it. Anything is possible. What is more likely is that some Western military body blew it up and was planning to…
Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
President Donald Trump of America gave a weird, mumbling speech Wednesday morning. While being surrounded by the entire SG-1 team in what many thought might be a declaration of war, Trump first rambled about how he’s going to stop Iran’s nuclear weapons, and called for…
Iran Strikes Back with Missile Strikes at US Bases in Iraq – No Casualties
Well, Iran responded. And it isn’t a big deal – unless the Trump administration tries to make it a big deal. Iran launched a ballistic missile attack at two Iraqi bases which house US troops early on Wednesday, in response to the US killing of…
Yikes: Bibi Netanyahu Distances Himself from Soleimani Assassination
#Breaking : Netanyahu distances Israel from Trump. "The assassination of Soleimani isn't an Israeli event but an American event. There's no need to be dragged into it." pic.twitter.com/gj86t2DdVF — Noga Tarnopolsky (@NTarnopolsky) January 6, 2020 Here we all were thinking that the assassination of Qasam…
The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I don’t usually feel that New York Times headlines represent my feelings on an issue, but when I do, they’re written by the right-wing radical anti-Semite Max Fisher. Truly, no one does know. And it is so confusing that it almost has induced a form…
Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
Well, this is just basic logic. Even though I assume it is also illegal under some kind of “civil rights” legislation. POLITICO : Reports of Iranians and Iranian-Americans being detained for questioning upon entering the U.S. kicked off a furor on Sunday from Washington state…
Eulogist for Soleimani Declares an $80 Million Bounty on Trump’s Head
It’s not clear that the regime endorsed this. Though you’d think they would have known who was going to give the eulogy for the most popular guy in their country after he was assassinated. Heavy : The eulogist at the funeral procession for General Qassem…
Death of Three Americans in Africa Proves That This Iran Bullshit is Retarded
Somalians are more terroristic and have less freedoms, human rights and democracy than Iran. But for some reason, no one is up in arms about Somalian influence in Kenya. So, three Americans dead at the hands of Sunni Islamics. AP : Al-Shabab extremists overran a…
Belligerent Orange Man Threatening Iraq with Sanctions After They Told US to Leave
If we’re going to have a war in the Middle East, we might as well make it a double. These are the brilliant ideas you get when you elect a game show host as president of America. These are great, great times to live in.…
“Macho Man” Trump Says He has 52 Sites in Iran He’s Planning to Bomb
Donald Trump isn’t a pussy faggot like that bitch Barack Obama. He’s a true macho “tough guy,” and he’s not afraid to start a brutal war that kills millions of people in order to defend the American right to bring democracy and human rights to…
Will Tucker Carlson Finally Get Kicked Off Fox News for Not Supporting Trump’s War?
I hope you’re ready for war because the media is abuzz with predictions that crazy nibbaa Donald Trump really might go through with the Iran war at the behest of his Jewish handlers Jared Kushner, Bibi Netanyahu and Sheldon Adelson. On Thursday night, immediately after…
Trump Should Have Said He Assassinated Soleimani for the Poor Quality Memes He Posted
Look. I’ve been the number one person bitching about Trump and his Jews trying to start a war with Iran. But I’m going to tell you right now: if Trump had Qasem Soleimani killed, and then came out and said “I had to do it,…
Real Boomer Energy: Trump Rallies Evangelicals, White and Mexican Alike
Trump did an interracial evangelical event with whites and Mexicans. The church is billed as a “bilingual megachurch.” Did you know that most – or at least some huge portion – of the Mexicans coming across the border become evangelicals? That’s one of the reasons…
Donald Trump’s Reelection May Hinge on His Ability to Fulfill His Campaign Promise to Start a War with Iran
In 2016, failed casino magnate and successful game show host Donald Trump pulled off a surprise victory and became president of the United States. His campaign spoke directly to Middle America, as he made promises to increase opioid-related deaths and suicides, increase homelessness, open the…



















