See – I told you there was still a good heart inside of Donald Trump. Yahoo News : A supervillain was inside the White House Saturday night. CNN’s Shimon Prokupecz reported that President Trump hosted a showing of “Joker,” which tells the origin story of…
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Alabama: Orange Man Balloon Gets Knifed!
UPDATE: It ain’t safe out der for nigga inflated. New York Times : The authorities arrested a man they said had slashed a giant balloon of a baby Donald Trump that was on display to protest the president’s visit to a football game in Alabama…
Trump Declares War on Mexican Drug Cartels, Does Not Explain What That Means
Mexico is basically a failed state. Fox News : Daniel Lebaron, a cousin of Rhonita Maria Miller, says his family would not leave their home in Sonora, Mexico, after a deadly cartel attack earlier this week killed nine of his family members — including Miller.…
Iran Again Rules Out Talks with US on Their 40th Anniversary
I think it’s probably unfortunate that Iran is not going to come to talks. But maybe it isn’t? It isn’t like talks would do anything. Not with the current Jewish climate surrounding the Trump administration. Al-Jazeera : Iran’s supreme leader has again ruled out negotiations…
Yeah, Trump’s Build the Wall Halloween Game for Children was Funny
He does still make us lol. New York Post : Children of Trump Administration employees got to “Build the Wall” with personalized bricks at a White House pre-Halloween party — and it gave some of their parents a fright. “Horrified. We were horrified,” a source…
Migrants Cutting Through Trump’s Shitty Artistic Steel Slats with $100 Saws
I liked the steel slats because they were artistic. But turns out they really suck. NY Daily News : Migrants and smugglers have succeeded in cutting through President Trump’s “virtually impenetrable” border wall using cordless saws that cost as little as $100 apiece at hardware…
Fed Judge Says Trump Can’t Tell Immigrants They Have to Have Health Insurance
Basically, goyim, you can’t block brown people from flooding your country FOR ANY REASON. They don’t need money, they don’t need health insurance, they don’t need to be white. They can just do whatever, and stunt on you. Fox News : A federal judge in…
New York Times Clarifies That Trump Didn’t Really Give a Medal to Conan the Dog, It was a Total Hoax
On Wednesday, I saw that Donald Trump gave a medal of honor to Conan, a cute crisis actor dog who was involved in the al-Baghdadi terrorist killing hoax. AMERICAN HERO! pic.twitter.com/XCCa2sGfsZ — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2019 And when I saw that I…
Fox News Hero Judge Says That Trump Impeachment Case is Unquestionable
Fox News has been ramping up its attacks on Donald Trump in the run-up to the 2020 election. Judge Andrew Napolitano is a long time Fox News commenter, host and columnist, and he’s penned an op-ed this week claiming that the evidence for the impeachment…
Trump Getting Attacked with His Own 2016 Talking Points After Going Full-Retard Neocon
Trump on Iraqi oil is "like a Bond villain who tells you his master plan before he tries to kill you. He's a recruiting sergeant for ISIS" + "ISIS did not exist in Iraq until the US invaded Iraq, illegally, in 2003." Watch me on…
The Hero Dog’s Name is Still Classified!
We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! pic.twitter.com/PDMx9nZWvw — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2019 The leader of ISIS was killed by…
Syria: US Says They Will Use “Mechanized Infantry” to Kill Anyone Who Threatens Oil Fields (Not a Robot Army)
Who knows how this should be taken. On Sunday, Trump announced a fake terrorist death hoax, which would presumably be a justification for leaving Syria. Then on Monday, he said that he’d leave an army of robots to keep the oil for some reason. Except…
Donald Trump Hoaxes ISIS Leader’s Death in Awesome Scam
Trump has achieved total political competence at last and faked the death of a major terrorist to boost his popularity. Only he’s doing it for good, as he’s also doing it to justify ending the Syrian war. Washington Post : President Trump on Sunday announced…
Officer Kamala Cancels Criminal Justice Forum Appearance After Trump is Honored for Releasing Crack Dealers
This is nuts. When I read the headline, I initially thought she was saying that she was against Trump for releasing all of these blacks. But actually she’s saying… I don’t know? Huffington Post : Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has announced she will skip…
Donald Trump is Right Again! This Time About Something That MATTERS to EVERYONE!
Wise man, will you grant us wisdom in our time of need? To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than the Swipe! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2019 It really was just a dumb, stupid thing to remove the button.…
Trump Says We’re Trying to Stop Wars, But Also Probably Going to Start More Wars
So, we want to end wars. But we also want to start them. I’ll take it just as long as we can keep black unemployment low. POLITICO : President Donald Trump on Monday offered a confusing description of his foreign policy priorities as commander in…
Trump BETRAYAL? Rumor is Orange President May Leave 200 Troops in Syria
It doesn’t matter if it’s 2,000, 200 or 20 troops – the entire concept of leaving American troops in Syria is to prevent the Assad government from being able to unite the country. These troops serve as a physical barrier, because obviously, they cannot be…
Creepy Bastard Mitt Romney Whines About Kurds, Admits to Fake Twitter Account
Mitt Romney is the most pompous prick, with the stupidest beliefs of all. He is an anti-racist Kurd defender. The niggers will be fine, Mitt. So will the Kurds. They have enough big white mommies caring for them that they do not need you. New…
Trump Rally: A Fun and Friendly Evening in Dallas
President Donald Trump had a campaign rally in Dallas, Texas on Thursday night. High energy. Campaign season is underway. I’m ready to ignore everything and just focus on the fact that the Syrian war is over, no other war has started, and Donald Trump is…
Mad Shih Tzu Mattis Claims to be the Meryl Streep of Generals
"I’m not just an overrated general. I’m the most overrated general," Mattis says. "I'm honored to be considered that by Donald Trump because he also called Meryl Streep an overrated actress. So I guess I'm the Meryl Streep of generals, and frankly that sounds pretty…















