Newmericanos. Donald Trump used to say that he’d make Mexico pay for the wall, but apparently that isn’t eccentric enough. What he’s going to do now is turn Mexico into the wall . BBC : Mexico has deployed 6,000 members of its National Guard on…
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10,000 Invasive Spics Thrown Over the Border as Part of “Remain in Mexico” Plan
Okay, so this is something that sounds good. But I’m so doom-pilled right now. CBS News : More than 10,000 asylum seekers have been returned to Mexico by U.S. authorities to await court hearings as the Trump administration prepares for the immediate expansion of the…
Donald Trump Celebrating Gay Pride Month on Twitter
So I thought the whole “Make Anal Great Again” hat thing was really weird. Then I went and checked out Donald Trump’s recent tweets… So Let Me Ask You… When did you realize these tweets were parody? Did you realize it? I assume you did…
Buy This Anal Hat and Support Trump’s 2020 Campaign!
Do you want to help Israel? Do you want to stop socialism? Do you want America to go to war with Venezuela, Iran and China? Well if you do – and every redblooded American does want all of those things – then you need to…
Sweden Decides They Won’t Seek Extradition of Assange
I predith thith. Sweden couldn’t get custody of Julian Assange for the same reason they were thinking about getting custody of him for the crime of not telling a bitch he wasn’t wearing a condom while allegedly implying he was wearing a condom: because they…
Landing in the UK, Trump Lashes Out Against the Paki Occupation Government
I wrote yesterday that Trump has become basically completely useless. He’s gone back on every single promise, and does terrible things that no one could have even expected him to do. However, the upside to Trump being president is that he does continue to insult…
Is There Anyone Other Than Outright Shills Trying to Defend the Orange Cheeto Man?
I saw someone musing about whether or not there is anyone left still trying to defend President Donald Trump at this point in time. I’m not personally aware of anyone serious trying to seriously defend Trump in June, 2019. Tucker Carlson doesn’t. Ann Coulter doesn’t.…
Trump Puts Tariffs on Mexico, Trying to Get Them to Stop Dumping Their Genetic Waste Products
Well, this sure sounds good on the face of it. But it’s hard to believe. Because for nearly a year now, the largest numbers of immigrants ever in history have been crossing the Southern border, and they’ve been let in freely, given work permits and…
Pelosi Gives Reach-Around to Mass Censorship Campaign Based on Videos of Her
With this video, the Washington Post launched the biggest censorship campaign in all of human history. I’ve already written up a long article dealing with the Washington Post-organized mass censorship campaign that the media is pushing, using two videos of Nancy Pelosi to claim that…
Nodding Geriatric Vegetable Robert Mueller Mumbles Through Incoherent Public Statement
Former Special Counsel Supreme Leader Robert Mueller, an unelected bureaucrat charged with brutally harassing Donald Trump for having won the 2016 presidential election in an attempt to undermine his presidency, gave a statement on Wednesday. You can watch it. He basically did a “wink-wink, nod-nod-nod-nod-nod-oh-shit-I’m-nodding-out”…
Japan: Mass Child-Stabbing Spree Happens During Blormpf’s Visit!
This is what happens when you invite Blowhard Blimpf to your country. People lose their shit and go on stabbing sprees against school children. Every single time. CNN : Two people, including a 12-year-old girl, were killed and at least 15 other children hurt in…
Trump Primary Challenger Says Trump is Trying to Build an Aryan Nation
Oh how I wish that all of the lies told about Donald Trump were true. Breitbart : Former Massachusetts Governor Bill Weld, who is trying to primary President Donald Trump, this week accused Trump of preferring America to be “an Aryan nation.” “I celebrate that…
Trump Says He’s Not Worried About Kim Firing Missiles Because They’re Friends
The one victory that Donald Trump could have had as president was making peace with and overseeing the reunion of Korea. But he decided to allow the lunatic John Bolton to completely ruin that by making outrageous threats and demanding that Korea give up all…
Scott Adams Says That Trump Cannot Win in 2020 Due to Social Media Censorship
Scott Adams is claiming that Trump can’t win in 2020 because of the mass censorship campaign on social media. I’m not sure if this is actually true, but it is a fair enough take. I’m surprised Breitbart is mentioning it. They’ve been justifying the end…
Trump Orders More Troops to the Middle East to Expose Pizzagate
I could try to explain how this is part of a 57-dimensional chess plan to retrieve the Pizzagate documents being hoarded by the Ayatollah, but you wouldn’t understand. But you will see: after the war with Iran, when the cache of documents on child rapists…
Trump is Boldly Pretending That Harassment of Huawei has Something to Do with Security
Donald Trump has kidnapped the CFO of Huawei . He says that has something to do with Iran. Trump has banned not only the import of Huawei products, but the sale of American products to them. He says that has something to do with security.…
DHS: 100% of Migrants with Children Being Released Directly Into the Country! Given Work Permits!
In a brilliant tactical move, Donald Trump’s government is releasing 100% of illegal immigrants who cross the border carrying children into the United States. Breitbart : Acting Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kevin McAleenan confirmed to Congress this week that his agency is merely…
Pentagon Wants to Send Thousands More Troops to the Middle East to Menace Iran!
The lunatics are on the move. Fox News : The Pentagon is slated to request several thousand more U.S. troops be deployed to the Middle East amid escalating tensions with Iran, a senior U.S. defense official told Fox News on Wednesday. No decision has been…
Poll: 12% of Americans Support a Preemptive War with Iran
This seems like more support than the plan should be getting. RT : A sizeable majority of US citizens oppose the idea of pre-emptive strikes on Iran, and massively disapprove of Trump’s policy towards the Islamic Republic, a survey has revealed as tensions continue to…
Communist Revolution Imminent! 4 in 10 Americans Support Gassing the Rich!
The Communist revolution in America is nigh and I, for one, am thrilled. Gallup : Americans today are more closely divided than they were earlier in the last century when asked whether some form of socialism would be a good or bad thing for the…



















