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Duterte Declares Victory in Epic Trash War with Canada

Philippines President Rody Duterte has just proven that literally any country in the world can pick a fight with Canada and win. If he was a leftist, he’d be getting heaps of praise from eco-activists and Third World enthusiasts for beating the big bad colonizer.…

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Duterte Bans His People From Working for Dirty Sand Monkeys

“Fuck you, sandniggers” -Duterte, 2018. Its widely known that the uppity desert nomads of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait treat their foreign employees like slaves. They routinely beat, rape and humiliate the poor people they import to do their menial chores. They’re not hated for nothing,…

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Hero Duterte Condemns Condom Use

When in doubt about any issue, ask yourself this: “what would Duterte do?” While Duterte is generally right about everything, and never did anything wrong, he did commit a slight misstep recently be speaking positively about homosexuals in the Philippines. That was sort of a…

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Duterte Threatens to Cut Moslems Open and Eat Their Organs!

headline for a Tucker Carlson clip (those are very, very funny, btw) – except Duterte actually said this. He simply does not care. RT : The Philippines’ tough-talking president, Rodrigo Duterte, appears eager to maintain his reputation, as he warned Islamist extremists he could be…

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Duterte Dares EU Drug War Critics to Come Say It to His Face

They won’t do it. They’re a bunch of cowards. RT : President Rodrigo Duterte has once again slammed the critics of his controversial war on drugs approach, saying those who recommend rehabilitation and substitute treatment should visit him personally in the Philippines because he wants…

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