Lion Vs Snake. The Glorious Leader is a man of the people, not some clever actor who deceives the masses while serving big business interests. He’s run his campaign on the principle that he would be self-funding, accepting donations mostly from normal people, rather than…
This bitch is high on embalming fluid. With all the events of the past few weeks, once aspect of this campaign was pretty much forgotten. Hillary’s health. Since she didn’t so much as cough in the first two debates, people stopped commenting on her health…
These people are genius masterminds at work. It’s a good thing all these women happened to remember being raped by Trump in the past 2 days, because otherwise the Hillary campaign would have some pretty embarrassing emails to explain to America. I mean, these DNC…
In Russia, they try to keep their elections pussy-free. Someone really needs to do something about this whole pussy problem we’ve got going on in the west. It’s bloody embarrassing. Washington Post : “English is not my mother tongue; I don’t know whether this may…
Bill Clinton, in a rare picture with his pants up. Whenever an important skype bites the bullet, you can be sure that all the cucked politicians will form a procession to go grovel before God’s chosen. Bill Clinton is a man who’d entire career was…
Google news . One of my favorite aspects of the debate Monday was how Trump dominated the moderator completely, getting his way in every situation. He got replies when he shouldn’t have, talked for longer than he should have, and just generally disregarded the interventions…
The day has finally come. The forces of light shall face off against the forces of darkness and evil in the first of three rounds of MORTAL KOMBAT to determine the fate of the human race. This will be the most viewed political event in…
Triumph is a dish best served cold. With a cherry on top. After a long campaign against our Trumpenfuhrer, it seems the skypes at the Washington Post have finally laid down the hatchet. This week, they published an article by Peter Navarro and Wilbur Ross…
tfw you’re told you can’t win against a seizure granny The normally very good Breitbart News has published a very low-energy piece about the upcoming debates. This is easily explained by the fact that for some reason, they allow skypes to write for their publication.…
Seems like everyone is releasing phone apps these days. AdWeek : Donald Trump’s presidential campaign appears to be launching a smartphone app that features social and gamification features for supporters , following up a similar move by opponent Hillary Clinton last month. … The app…
If you needed another reason not to trust the news media… As the Clinton campaign is plummeting at free-fall speed, her henchmen in the liberal media have to resort to any means within reach to try and salvage whatever they can from this fiasco. Truth…
SJWs on suicide watch. Huffington Post, as a newspaper, is at the vanguard of the SJW forces. They will always make a point to be just one step ahead of the insanity curve, in terms of the propaganda they put out. As such, they’re a…
Man, I hate this monkey. It’s becoming increasingly clear that Blacks are not going to be motivated to vote for Hillary Clinton. They probably won’t vote for Trump either, but that doesn’t matter. As long as the Blacks stay home, this election is in the…
Even from her death bed, the witch strikes! Democrats, and leftists in general, like to present themselves as the great defenders of the poor and oppressed masses. Inversely, they’ll portray right wingers as corporate shills. But in actual fact, these people have infinite contempt for…
Nice meme, bro. We have an interesting scenario here. Throughout this campaign, the media has been accusing Trump of being a Nazi non-stop. Every little move he made, every accidental signal he sent, they made a big fuss of as “evidence” of his White Supremacist…
White power! There’s one thing I’ve noticed since becoming a Nazi. The way I speak, at all times, has changed. I can’t help it. I’ll call things “oven-worthy” or “pozzed” instead of calling them “evil” or “disgusting.” Setbacks are now “annuda’ shoah.” Money is “shekels.”…
Family is the basis of civilization. As we discussed yesterday , the best time to attack is when the opponent is down. And Hillary is really, really down right now. Trump seems to be making an aggressive move on some of Hillary’s staunchest supporters: young…
Symbols matter. The heavens have bestowed a new, powerful omen upon us. They graced us with the sign of the 88 blessed generals last week . There are some who doubted, but even the enemy was cast into despair at their sight. Now, beyond hope,…
Ouch! And just when Hillary was most vulnerable, too! A basic principle in all struggle is to always attack, never defend. That’s because if the enemy is neutralized, he can’t strike you. Said another way, the best way to win is to destroy all your…
It’s over, hag. We all know that once a cat is out of a bag, you’re not going to be putting that cat back into it. Not gonna happen. So when we’re talking about putting cats back into baskets, can you begin to imagine the…
