If you’re going to *checks notes* implant a computer chip in your brain, you probably want the safest one, right? Right??? Well, Elon Musk’s brain implant is not the safest! There is another way to get that sweet, sweet brain implant! New York Post :…
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White House Condemns Elon Tweet Reading: “No One is Even Trying to Assassinate Biden/Kamala”
Come on. I’m the number one Elon-hater on the internet, because he’s a liar who sells fake cars for $90,000 that you can buy better versions of in China for $9,000, and because he lies about free speech and banned me for nothing. But this…
Finally Funny: Elon Says He’s Gonna RAPE Taylor Swift
I never thought Elon Musk would ever do anything funny. But he’s done it. Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 11, 2024 Threatening to rape Taylor Swift…
Trump Vows to Put Elon Musk in Charge of Government Efficiency Commission
Trump: At the suggestion of Elon Musk.. I will create a government efficiency commission tasked with conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government… Elon has agreed to head the task force pic.twitter.com/57tdNkkI3U — Acyn (@Acyn) September 5, 2024 Oh, sure.…
Elon Musk Won’t Even Refer to Twitter as “X” in His Own Boomer Memes!
A stupid boomer meme posted to Twitter over by Elon Musk over the weekend shows that he himself will not even try to refer to the site as “X.” Instead, he just calls it “Twitter,” right there in his totally unfunny boomer meme, which he…
Brazil’s Supreme Court Blocks Twitter Amid Ongoing Dispute With Musk
Alexandre de Moraes is an evil dictator cosplaying as a judge. https://t.co/ZIV8KbDCmk — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 30, 2024 They’re shutting down the #1 source of truth in Brazil https://t.co/RasqcQ3ySM — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 30, 2024 The oppressive regime in Brazil is so afraid…
Elon’s Dogecoin Pump and Dump Lawsuit Dismissed (Even Though He Actually Did This)
“Doge is the people’s crypto. Lots of rich people were supporting Bitcoin, but I was like, If the people in the line want me to support Dogecoin, I will support Dogecoin” 一 Elon Musk pic.twitter.com/FK2WvOGRNo — DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) August 29, 2024 Look, I don’t even…
NASA “Humiliated” Boeing by Announcing SpaceX Would Bring Astronauts Back, Employee Says
Butch and Suni will continue to contribute to @ISS_Research aboard the station before heading home in a @SpaceX Dragon spacecraft. Read about their work so far: https://t.co/zy3B0KXzEP Follow our blogs for the latest @Space_Station and #Starliner updates: https://t.co/M7G4xLhChJ pic.twitter.com/0wX2xeom9V — NASA (@NASA) August 24, 2024…
MEP Threatens to Shut Down Twitter in Europe if Musk Doesn’t Do More Censorship
Sandro Gozi is very concerned about what you read on the internet Are we not saying “formerly Twitter” anymore? That’s sad, but I’m still not calling it “X.” I am going to call it Twitter, and if people don’t know what that is, this is…
“Advocacy Group” Whines About Twitter “Training AI” “Without User Consent”
WATCH: Austrian advocacy group NOYB filed a complaint against social media platform X, accusing the Elon Musk-owned company of training its artificial intelligence with users’ personal data without their consent in violation of EU privacy law https://t.co/UJhK0JaFXR pic.twitter.com/1zQuA4qUUP — Reuters Business (@ReutersBiz) August 12, 2024…
Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now
Trump: I’m More Of A Believer Since Assassination Attempt pic.twitter.com/XQXXhC2JAF — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) August 13, 2024 “A lot of people don’t believe in God…Now, I’m more of a believer.” -Trump on his faith after the assassination attempt Praise God! 🙌🏼 — Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_)…
Elon Should be Arrested for Anti-Stabbing Content, Says Former Twitter Exec in Guardian Op-Ed
As this insufferable douchebag illustrates, old Twitter was a far left propaganda machine. Now we actually have free speech. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 12, 2024 Is this guy even Jewish? Who would say something like this? The Guardian : Elon Musk should face “personal…
Elon Musk Alienating Tesla’s Target Market With Pro-Trump and Anti-Tranny Rhetoric
So, if you make cars to stop the weather from changing… being hardcore anti-immigrant and anti-tranny is probably not going to jive with that. It’s almost like Elon has some other reason entirely for pushing this agenda. Though I can’t say for sure. The Guardian…
Elon Musk’s Tranny Son Calls Attacks!
MUSK: I was tricked into giving puberty blockers to my son. These are sterilization drugs. My son Xavier is dead. They call it deadnaming for a reason. Killed by the woke mind virus. This is the reason I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.…
Secretaries of State Call on Musk to Make His Robot Work Better to Save Democracy
The @elonmusk threat to democracy grows: “X’s AI chatbot Grok..shared with millions of users false information suggesting that Kamala Harris was not eligible to appear on the 2024 presidential ballot.” https://t.co/IIdclzgZ8S — Ronald Brownstein (@RonBrownstein) August 5, 2024 We’re always looking for any…
Wall Street Analyst Nearly Crashes While Testing Tesla’s “Full Self Driving”
William Stein, an analyst from Truist Securities that covers Tesla, says he almost crashed while driving a Model Y in full self-driving mode. He wrote about the experience in a note to clients. Bloomberg’s @EdLudlow reports https://t.co/foPMQyF3sX pic.twitter.com/TL6F6Vb0fi — Bloomberg TV (@BloombergTV) July 29, 2024…
Elon Claims Another Scalp: Motorcyclist Killed by “Full Self-Driving” Tesla
So-called “Full Self-Driving,” which is not full self-driving according to Tesla (they just call it that), must be removed from the market. This is too much death. Elon is trying to wipe out the US population so he can replace them with cheap Indians, and…
Report: Elon Began His Revenge Mission Against in 2021 When Biden Said GM Invented Electric Cars
Elon Musk shares how the @POTUS Biden administration treated Tesla pic.twitter.com/yJ8rEJWRGY — Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV) July 18, 2024 Maybe Brandon didn’t praise you Elon because he thinks you’re fat and you suck. But seriously, I don’t think the last 3 years of Elon’s…
Report: Elon Began His Revenge Mission Against Biden in 2021 When Biden Said GM Invented Electric Cars
Elon Musk shares how the @POTUS Biden administration treated Tesla pic.twitter.com/yJ8rEJWRGY — Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV) July 18, 2024 Maybe Brandon didn’t praise you Elon because he thinks you’re fat and you suck. But seriously, I don’t think the last 3 years of Elon’s…
Kamala’s Election Campaign Accuses Musk of Spreading Lies Over Retweet of “Deepfake” Parody
This is amazing 😂 pic.twitter.com/KpnBKGUUwn — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 26, 2024 Bitch, you got brat memes, you got it locked. Just chill. Stop blaming other people for your problems like a woman. I’m sure those brat memes are going to deliver big time. The…




