NFL teams are continuing to have an extremely difficult time filling their stadiums with fans. It’s fair to say that the cultural significance of the league is in decline. This is largely due to the rampant Africanization of the league. Stadium attendance for the National…
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Negro Felon League Week 10 & 11: Condi Rice for Cleveland Head Coach!
If you thought the Negro Felon League was a joke before, just imagine if they go through with making the empowered Negress Condoleezza Rice the Cleveland Browns’ next head coach! Since there wasn’t a ton of information posted on the tubes about the sad state…
Negro Felon League Week 9: Kneeling Cheerleader and Cell Phone Touchdown Celebration
In the NFL, White female reporters are commonly interviewing Negro football players even though they can barely speak a word of proper English. This wouldn’t be done by design would it? With all the excitement surrounding the midterms, I almost forgot about football. Unfortunately, yes:…
Negro Felon League Week 8: Black Footballers Arrested Over $64K Unpaid Bar Tab
These four Negro football players for the Jacksonville Jaguars got arrested after trying to walk out on a huge bar tab at a London night club. This is your weekly report documenting the insanity that is the National Football League otherwise known as the Negro…
Negro Felon League Week 7: More Enthusiasm for Trump’s Rallies than Football Games
We’re back with another report detailing the sad state of affairs that is the National Football League otherwise known as the Negro Felon League. Based on the attendance of these games, it is safe to say that there’s more enthusiasm for Donald Trump’s political rallies…
Negro Felon League Week 6: Empty Stadiums the New Normal
Pictured above is your average National Football League player. Out of all the Negro players in the league, he is definitely one of the most civilized and a pillar of the local community. This is your weekly reminder that the National Football League, otherwise known…
Negro Felon League Week 5: Empty Seat Circus Continues
White men should not be wasting their time watching a sports league that features African savages chasing after an oval shaped pig bladder. Week 5 of the Negro Felon League season has come and gone. The one thing that has remained constant throughout the season…
Negro Felon League Week 4: Empowered Team of Womyn Announcing Games Now!
The Negro Felon League now has a team of empowered womyn doing commentary for monkey ball games. This is a great way to further alienate White males who used to be the NFL’s core audience. Just when you thought the National Football League more popularly…
Negro Felon League Week 3: Tackling the Quarterback is Illegal Now!
Not only is the Negro Felon League still filled with Negro felons, but White linebackers are no longer allowed to tackle the opposing team’s quarterback! It’s no wonder why there’s so many empty seats! Week 3 of the Negro Felon League season has come and…
Negro Felon League Week 1: More National Anthem Protests and Empty Seats!
As you can see, not much has changed with the Negro Felon League from last season! After a poorly rated Thursday night football game to open the 2018 season, the Negro Felon League has clearly gotten off to a rough start. The President of the…
Negro Felon League Week 17: Frigid Weather Exacerbates Empty Seat Phenomenon
reporter currently assigned to cover all things in the world of monkey ball, I give you my weekly report on the Negro Felon League! The final week of the monkey ball season saw some of the worst attendance yet. The attendance has been bad throughout…
Negro Felon League Week 14: Empty Seat Circus Continues
The circus known as the Negro Felon League is now in its 14th week of the season. As expected, the league continues to be plagued with empty seats. This has become a permanent phenomenon and it is not going away anytime soon. The national anthem…
Negro Felon League Week 12: More Empty Seats and Fighting Monkeys!
Week 12 of the Negro Felon League season has come and gone. As expected, this week’s games featured lots and lots of empty seats. This has become a permanent thing. Here’s some photos. Browns-Bengals #CLEvsCIN (ht @StewieGilchrist ) RT @FOX19Joe : pic.twitter.com/GRVqcPbPE0 — Empty Seats…
Negro Felon League Week 8: Most Texans Players Kneel During Anthem, More Empty Seats
The madness that is the Negro Felon League keeps getting crazier with each passing week. The big story for week 8 involved the Houston Texans. The team’s owner Bob McNair used the term “inmates” in what was perceived to be a racist description of the…










