My article entitled “ Was the Turkish Coup an Erdogan Hoax? ” was written before the coup was even over. I drew the conclusion that the most likely thing which had taken place is that Erdogan staged the coup himself. The article has now been…
“Right up his bunghole!” -Erdogan 2016 Turkey is a respected democratic country which will soon be a member of the EU. We can’t judge them for ramming a few objects up the anuses of prisoners. PressTV : Amnesty International says it has ‘credible evidence’ that…
Man. This is a hardcore purge. I think he is going beyond the Bolsheviks at this point. RT : Turkey’s purge of Gulen supporters continued on Saturday with the closure of hundreds of private schools, charities and other institutions suspects of links with the US-based…
French Foreign Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault In the most prominent instance yet of the Anglin Theory on the Turkish coup being employed, French Foreign Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault has hinted that it might have been staged. The Independent : France’s foreign minister has said Turkey may no…
This fail-coup was an outrageously glorious gift from Allah. Six-thousand and counting have been arrested, throughout the country’s government, with thousands more removed from their positions. This is now officially a Bolshevik-tier purge. Reuters : Turkey suspended thousands of police officers on Monday, widening a…
Cengiz Candar A famous Turkish journalist and academic, Cengiz Candar, has written an article about the Turkish coup being a hoax. He obviously knows much more about the situation than me, and yet has drawn the same conclusion that it is most likely staged. He…
Across Germany, thousands of Turks have been rallying to show their support of the now-restored leader of their country, President Erdogan, who was ousted for a few hours during an apparently staged coup . In the above video, filmed on Saturday, you can see about…
More proof that Erdogan was the only one who could benefit from a coup which was apparently designed to fail: he’s arrested thousands of judges. Obviously, the judges had no involvement in the coup, but Erdogan is using it to remove any and all perceived…
Druge Report’s top headline right now: The link is to an article from the Daily Mail : A US-based Turkish cleric accused of plotting a coup to overthrow the Ankara government has claimed President Recep Erdogan staged the rebellion himself to justify a major clampdown…
Herp derp, just herpin a derp. Well, the coup appears to be mostly over. The whole thing was a totally sloppy mess. Like, outrageously so. Like, there is very little possibility that the Turkish military, who throws coups regularly, could have screwed this up this…
UPDATE: Erdogan is officially calling for an extradition of Goldstein. Washington Post : He reiterated his accusation that a U.S.-based cleric, Fethullah Gulen, who lives in Pennsylvania, was behind the plot, and called on the United States to extradite the cleric. “Once they hand over…
FINAL UPDATE: Erdogan is back in Istanbul giving a massive speech! I believe this was a hoax! Please see my new article on this topic! UPDATE 23:45 GMT: I was out for a few hours, but was checking things on my device. All sorts of…
This sure was a doozy. RT : At least 36 people have been killed and over 140 injured in three blasts that rocked Istanbul’s Ataturk airport, according to Turkish officials. Foreigners could be among the dead. The blasts occurred in the airport’s international arrivals terminal.…
Were liberals unaware that Moslems don’t like homosexuals? I’m a little bit confused as to why they would be confused by this. Daily Mail : A Turkish newspaper with links to the country’s President has published a homophobic headline calling those who died in the…
Dey waz kangs. The Turk really has no standards when it comes to waging his Jihad. Today, Sultan Erdogan kicked it up a notch. Due to Germany calling out the holocaust the Turks committed against the Armenians, the Turks have basically said that they will…
The other Armenian genoicide No doubt they only recognized this alleged Holocaust of the Armenians in order to hide their own TOTALLY CONFIRMED Holocaust of exactly sixty bazillion innocent Christ-killing Jews. Washington Post : The German Parliament recognized the Armenian “genocide” on Thursday, drawing harsh…
It was quite a challenge making a Vader helmet this small. It represents the peak of turkish craftsmanship. The king of the Turkish cockroaches, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, has made a move experts described as “pulling the Vader maneuver.” Washington Times: German Chancellor Angela Merkel said…
“ISIS is a pretty cool guy.” -Tayyip Erdogan, BF of Mama Merkel This is so, so funny. Merkel signed a deal with Erdogan – ostensibly to cut down on the number of refugees in Europe – where she deports one refugee to Turkey, and in…
Douglas Murray of The Spectator announces the contest winner in this broadcast. I’m pleased to announce that we have a winner of The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition, and here it is: There was a young fellow from Ankara Who was a terrific wankerer…
Incredibly – or not – the Merkel courts have officially banned most of the verses of the now-infamous anti-Erdogan poem. RT : A court in Hamburg has issued a preliminary injunction banning 18 of the 24 verses in a German comedian’s satirical poem lampooning Turkish…
