The Democrats are not having a fun time after it was revealed that their grand wizard is a senile old dodderer who wasn’t even personally aware of the most basic aspects of the Russian hoax. The bulbous fat slob Michael Moore came out and condemned…
Tag: fat people
Macy’s Anti-Fat People Plates Become the Official Dishes of the Alt-Right
Virulent Neon-Nazis have rallied in support of anti-fat people plates at Macy’s, declaring them the official dishes of the Alt-Right. Obese people are unamused. How can I get these plates from @Macys banned in all 50 states pic.twitter.com/1spntAluVl — Alie Ward (@alieward) July 21, 2019…
Castrated Dogs are Remarkably Similar to the Average American
Researchers say that castrating dogs increases their risk of obesity. Pointing that out also results in valuable insight into fat people and the obesity crisis. Study Finds : Are you feeling queasy about taking your new dog to be “fixed”? While it’s generally considered the…
MAKE SAMOA GREAT (Again?)
Samoa’s late president Umaga defended his country from foreigners until he died (((mysteriously))) in 2009. Samoa is a couple of shitty little islands inhabited by around 200K fat people. They have literally nothing there except coconuts and shrines to Cthulhu. And they seem to like…
Germany: 39-Year-Old Man So Fat His Blood Turned Into Milky Goo
I don’t know what’s more depressing – the fact that a man could degrade himself to such an extent, or the fact that society itself has degraded to the point where the common sense act of harpooning fat people is “weird” and “wrong” and even…
Stressful Jobs Cause Women to Eat Like Pigs and Gain Weight But Not Men, Study Finds
Stock photo of the patriarchy making an innocent woman get fat. It’s always about filling holes with women. Their entire existence is based on getting their holes filled. First with penises in their vaginas, then with babies in their uterus. When they’re stressed out, their…
Based Boomer Forces Taiwanese Flight Attendant to Wipe His Ass
Imagine being at this level of not giving a fuck. I’m in awe of this lad. Daily Mail : A 31-stone passenger forced flight attendants to strip him in a toilet and wipe his backside as he allegedly ‘moaned with pleasure’ during a long-haul flight.…
Fat “People” Have Lower Brain Volume, Science Says
Obese monstrosities are in a constant state of being BTFO, this is just another example. Live Science : Belly fat has long been thought to be particularly bad for your heart, but now, a new study adds more evidence to the idea that it may…
UK Government to Limit Food Calories to Manage Weight of Fat, Stupid Population
You got a loiscense for those pizzabites, m8? Sky News : Food served in restaurants and sold in supermarkets could have a calorie limit applied by the government in a bid to tackle obesity. Ready meals, pizzas, onion bhajis and salads are among the foods…
Based Arab Dictator Calls Out Fat Chicks; Fat Camps Inbound!
The main reason that Trump is a complete failure as a president is that he has done nothing about the #1 issue facing America. The obesity epidemic. Maybe some of you voted for Trump because he promised a Wall. Others, because he promised to end…
Americans are Stupid and Emotionally Infantile Because They’re Fat
As if we needed it, we have another report on how fat Americans are. CNN : America is struggling with an obesity epidemic, and a new government report says that the population is only getting heavier. “Mean (or average) weight, waist circumference, and BMI in…
Fat People are Learning This One Weird Trick to Keep Eating After Their Arms are So Fat They Can’t Lift Them
I sense a great Black Mirror episode coming from this. A fat Chinaman is stuck in bed and a robot chest-arm won’t stop stuffing food into his face while he is forced to watch gay porno. The twist will be that it was an illusion…
HERO Traveler Survives Airline Sitting Him Next to Disgustingly Obese Fat Man
No one wants to sit next to a fat person on a flight. But no one wants to be impolite, either. Worse, everyone has seen how brutal airlines are with their customers who defy their will, and are afraid of getting beaten up by Black…
Fat Students in US and Canada Holding “Smash the Scales” Events
Look at this. Now imagine hundreds of these creatures doing it at the same time, at the same place. Now imagine going into debt for the rest of your life to see it. That’s what college is. These lardbeasts think their plan is foolproof, but…
Britain: Memes are Causing Obesity
Your standard classic meme influencing thoughts to this day. A new reason to ban memes, goyim. CNN : It’s been a bad few weeks for memes. In mid-September the European Parliament passed a new copyright law that some have dubbed a “meme ban.” Then Sweden’s…
Greece: Fat Tourists are Crippling Donkeys that Carry Them Around on Santorini
GET OFF THAT DONKEY AND WALK, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! Of the many reasons why being a fat fuck is bad for you, “animal rights” – or “fraternizing with your food” as I like to think of it – is very, very low on the list.…
Staggering Global Fatness…! Quarter of the World to be Obese!
If there is one thing I hate, it is fat people. AFP : In 27 years from now, almost a quarter of the global population will be obese, researchers said Wednesday, warning of the mounting medical bill. If current trends continue, 22 percent of people…
Four Fat People Dead in Horror Movie Type Situation
I’m sorry, but I just can’t bring myself to care if fat people die. Also, I’m not sorry. Fox News : A mother and her three young children were found dead in a North Dakota home Thursday in an apparent triple murder-suicide, police said. Astra…
Thai Shitlords Host “Plus-Size” Pageant That Compares Contestants to Elephants
We’re used to hearing about “plus-size” pageants in the West. We’re constantly reminded that the female form is forever beautiful, even when stretched to its outermost limits, and that the contestants of these pageants are brave and audacious for partaking in an event normally reserved…
Eric Garner’s Fatass Daughter Braindead After McDouble Heart Attack
I want to personally thank McDonald’s for getting rid of this stupid bitch. Eric Garner was a fat slob who it was claimed racist cops murdered because they hate niggers. He was choked out in a famous 2014 video after resisting arrest, then just died.…



















