The 10-year-old Florida boy This is like a 1980s adventure film. New York Post : A 10-year-old boy and his 11-year-old sister stole their mom’s car and went on an early-morning joyride before they were caught more than 200 miles away from their Florida home…
ICYMI: Man in a stolen excavator damages Walmart and other Gainesville businesses. MORE: https://t.co/17Gfv47ADM pic.twitter.com/cwOMnaZfBW — WCJB TV20 News (@WCJB20) September 13, 2023 Florida Man went dormant for several years. Now he’s back to save America, after hearing those things that “Red Ronny” Ron DeSantis…
This light sentence is an insult to the very core of our democracy. Democracy is about podiums. If we can’t keep our podiums from being molested, then how they hell can we have a democracy? BBC : A Florida resident photographed during the Capitol riots…
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You’s think that Florida Man would have learned by now that the police are no friends of Florida Man. NY Daily News : A Florida man with a tattoo of the state on his forehead was arrested early Sunday morning after twice calling 911 for…
Florida Man was kicked out of the house by Florida Woman. It’s no wonder how Florida Teen turned out. It’s not Florida Man’s fault, and Florida Woman no doubt got what she deserved. AP : A Florida teenager was sentenced to 45 years in prison…
The latest hijinks : I think the media is playing up “ Florida Man .” Florida Man seems to be playing himself up as well. This is an iced tea with like, cheap gin in it or something. They say Florida Man threatened his boss…
Mad about a missed appointment? We’ll see how mad you are about missing your life! Fox News : A Florida barber shot at two clients this week after they confronted him for missing scheduled haircut appointments, police said. John Digiovanni, 35, of Boca Raton, was…
Florida man at Fort Myers Costco in "Running the World Since 1776" shirt flips out on elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask and man who defended her #BecauseFlorida (via @profjaffar ) pic.twitter.com/PDOvi33qHK — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) July 7, 2020 Now, coronavirus is…
Lasers are no joke. You can really put an eye out with those things. Florida man is the hero Florida needs, but not the one it deserves. For one, most heroes prevent crimes. Florida man commits them – but in a really funny way. His…
Everyone who saw the headline just assumed this was a typical toe-sucking situation. It isn’t. This is a homosexual toe-sucking incident. The perp is still on the loose. It was probably Mike Pompeo. Fox 13 : Investigators in Manatee County are searching for a burglar…
Florida Man is up to his old hijinks again. This week, he was arrested for going undercover as a negro in order to purposefully infect people with HIV. That rascal! AP : A man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for knowingly spreading…
SNACK AND PACK BURGLAR BREAKING INTO LOCAL RESTAURANTS AND LEAVING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGE BEHIND, STARTS HIS… Gepostet von Martin County Sheriff's Office am Samstag, 29. Juni 2019 Florida Man robbed a Wendy’s and cooked himself a burger. I get that it’s a funny…
Florida Man continues his never-ending quest for fun and adventure, this time confronting some black troublemakers who used an MLK Day bike ride against gun violence to harass people on the street. Would that we too may become a part of his adventure. USA Today…
Update: The employee was Not fired!YES this really did happen last night for all those asking me… it started because he wanted a straw !!! The young girl was heard saying she used to box 🥊 After this fight he came back and went behind…
Florida Man is back in the news! This time, the everyman’s hero decided to take a stand against the useless American woman. As we all know, one of the easiest recipes known to man is the baked potato recipe. All you need for the recipe…
