Joshua Campbell “Joshua Campbell was bragging about ‘banging a body'” I guess that’s ebonics for shooting someone. But I wouldn’t put anything past these blacks. WJHG : A Panama City Beach man has been arrested on an open count of murder in connection with the…
From left: Scarlett Smith, Jackson Smith, Julie Smith and Josephine Fay Allowing favela monkeys to drive pickup trucks in America would be fine, they said. Their lack of opposable thumbs wouldn’t interfere with their driving abilities, they said. Daily Mail : Four members of the…
BETTER GROW GILLS, RICHIES! Bernie isn’t even Chairman yet and richies are already dying horrible deaths. Drowned in their Mercedes. Beautiful. New York Post : A pair of socialites traveling from Miami’s exclusive Fisher Island to the mainland died when their Mercedes-Benz rolled off the…
Larry Raymond Moore The nog was none too pleased that the victim had gotten into a fight with his drug buddies. Pensacola News Journal : A Pensacola man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after authorities say he attacked a man and slammed his…
You can never be shocked by anything that happens in Florida. It’s the Wild West of the South. New York Post : The discovery of two dead dolphins with grisly gunshot or stab wounds in Florida in recent weeks has prompted a plea for help…
After the Russian hoax and now the impeachment hoax, there is no actual way forward for Democrats other than Islamic style terrorism. I think you’re going to start seeing a lot more of this. I don’t know what they should yell instead of “Allah Akbar!”…
Paying to have your car towed is definitely not a pleasant experience. But it’s probably not as bad as life in prison for murdering a cop. WPTV : The Martin County Sheriff’s Office has identified the man who shot and killed a Florida Highway Patrol…
Timothy James Bahus Why are people who look like this allowed to drive cars? Who could possibly think that would be a good idea? Florida Today : Cocoa Beach police arrested a 32-year-old West Melbourne man on two charges of vehicular homicide for a November…
The video of the famous Jewish school shooter Nikolas Cruz attacking a guard at the Broward County jail is some hot stuff. The event took place on Nov 13, 2018. Cruz, who is Jewish, is seen pacing around the commons room before flipping a middle…
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Officer : An inmate attacked a deputy Tuesday morning at the Hillsborough County jail after the officer pushed him away from a door he tried to walk through, the sheriff’s office said Wednesday. Michler Gabriel,…
David McLean. Considering that this perp is both black and a Florida Man, I have to at least give him credit for having a normal name. Local10 : Broward Sheriff’s deputies announced the arrest of a man they say is responsible a shooting death that…
Kristoff King. Shopping centers definitely seem to be among the top 10 chimping spots in America. Best to avoid such places altogether. WTSP : Two days after the body of 48-year-old Scott Jenks was discovered lying in a shopping plaza parking lot, an arrest has…
Everyone who saw the headline just assumed this was a typical toe-sucking situation. It isn’t. This is a homosexual toe-sucking incident. The perp is still on the loose. It was probably Mike Pompeo. Fox 13 : Investigators in Manatee County are searching for a burglar…
America is so brimming with hatred for the color of the skin, that even the roads you drive on hate black people. This is almost as bad as all of the racist trees. And it might even be worse than the racist chairs. I don’t…
Steven Hasugulgum, 21 The above vibrant tourist tried to grab an 11-year-old girl and to break into her home. Thankfully, her father was there to stop the Uruk-hai from prematurely enriching her. Their body language shows a healthy father-daughter dynamic. The video below features security…
Desiree Cartin Rodriguez, 27 It brings me substantial joy to know that there are brave teenagers fighting against the THOT MENACE and sacrificing their access to goo holes for the betterment of society. There really is hope for the future and it’s kids like this…
Eric Duane Newman and Tamara Tucker. Practically everything about a cruise ship is geared towards bringing out the chimp in the dindu: the cramped living quarters, the fact that you’re surrounded on all sides by water (the most racist of the elements)… This was inevitable.…
It’s tempting to call these creatures monkeys, but I’ve never seen monkeys act in such a vicious and primitive manner. This kid needs to get out of that school ASAP. New York Post : A 14-year-old Florida boy was allegedly pummeled by several students on…
….The King said that the Saudi people are greatly angered by the barbaric actions of the shooter, and that this person in no way shape or form represents the feelings of the Saudi people who love the American people. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December…
Just imagine it: nearly two decades after 911, we are still fighting multiple wars that were ostensibly “revenge wars” against totally unrelated countries after Saudi Arabians – who took flying lessons in Florida – flew planes into our buildings. Meanwhile, we’re bringing over Saudi Arabians…
