Luca Meixner See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe. It’s the number one way to die suddenly. Fox News : Luca Meixner, a soccer player who played in Germany for SSV Reutlingen 05, has died, the club announced on…
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UK: 17-Year-Old Black Footballer Drops Dead
Kaylen Dennis This always happened. Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet. Metro : A teenage football prodigy related to a former Liverpool star has died on the pitch after collapsing mid-game.…
Italy: 22-Year-Old Footballer in Induced Coma After Suddenly Collapsing on the Field
This always happened. Elite athletes were always very unhealthy people. Don’t believe the conspiracy theories. AP : Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the field during his team’s Serie A match at home to Inter Milan on Sunday,…
UK: Despite Reprimand, Black Footballer Writes “Jesus Loves You” on Forced Faggot Armband
At least the blacks will stand up against the gays. The only white people who will do this are Russian. BBC : Marc Guehi wrote a ‘Jesus loves you’ message on his rainbow captain’s armband for Crystal Palace’s match at Ipswich Town, despite being reminded…
UK: Uruguayan Footballer Gets 7-Game Ban, Huge Fine for Minor Joke
Hey, buddy. No jokes allowed. You saw the sign. The sign said “no jokes allowed.” This is a democracy and a very serious country, we don’t just go around making jokes. Deutsche Welle : Tottenham Hotspur’s midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has received a seven-match ban for…
California: “Anti-Hate” Art Show Lets People Play Football With Trump’s Head
Video from 4 years ago, when the “art” was first created Just normal people doing normal stuff. The Post Millennial : An art exhibit in Los Angeles recently promoted the concept that one way of stopping hate in society is to demonstrate an almost homicidal…
Spain: Another Football Fan Convicted for Saying Mean Things About Black Player
Remember when this nigga cried? Remember how sad you felt? Reuters : A fan who racially abused Real Madrid forward Vinicius Jr and Villarreal player Samuel Chukwueze in two games at Mallorca last year has been found guilty and handed a suspended prison sentence, Real…
Spain: Football Players Accused of Requiring Sluts to Sign Hilarious “Sexual Consent Forms”
Aquí podéis ver el “Contrato de Consentimiento” para mantener relaciones sexuales que circula entre los futbolistas de Primera División. Saquen sus propias conclusiones, pero el apartado violación accidental me parece aberrante. 👇 pic.twitter.com/xpbMyrDOYt — Miguel Galan (@MiguelGalanCNFE) September 10, 2024 Women are so stupid. They…
Germany: Podcasters Forced by Court to Delete Episode Where They “Misgender” Tranny Footballer
The podcasters One of these guys is not even German. He’s Indian. Human Events : A German podcast was ordered by a court to delete an episode after the hosts referred to a transgender-identifying biological male as “a man” and used male pronouns when speaking…
Australia: Women’s Football Team With 5 Trannies Wins Season Undefeated
Full-time. Flying Bats FC win the Premiership and the Grand Final. Trans-identified males will be crowned champions in the Women’s Premier League Division. Somehow, this is supposed to represent progress. Somewhere, the custodians of our game don’t care. #SaveWomensSports pic.twitter.com/UaBTGVyRwx — Lucy Zelić (@LucyZelic) August…
Missouri: 15-Year-Old Dies Suddenly During Sports Practice
It’s normal. Shut up you evil theorist. Daily Mail : A Missouri high school football player has tragically died after suffering a medical emergency after practice in 100-degree heat earlier this week. The student, a sophomore at Shawnee Mission Northwest High School in Kansas City,…
Germany: Arab Footballer Fired for Opposing Gaza Slaughter Wins Lawsuit Against Club
So I guess Arabs have a little bit of free speech in Germany? Didn’t know that. Deutsche Welle : Football club Mainz 05 did not have good reason to sack Dutch footballer Anwar El Ghazi for his comments about the war in Gaza, Mainz’s labor…
Montenegro: 26-Year-Old Goalkeeper Suddenly Drops Dead
Matija Sarkic One thing we’ve really learned in the last 2-3 years is that professional athletes are some of the most unhealthy people on earth. ABC News (Australia) : Matija Sarkic, the Montenegro goalkeeper who played for English second-tier club Millwall, has died. He was…
Montenegro: 26-Year-Old Football Goalkeeper Suddenly Drops Dead
Matija Sarkic One thing we’ve really learned in the last 2-3 years is that professional athletes are some of the most unhealthy people on earth. ABC News (Australia) : Matija Sarkic, the Montenegro goalkeeper who played for English second-tier club Millwall, has died. He was…
Spain: 3 Football Fans Convicted of Being Mean to Black Footballer
Do you want to live in a world where you can’t make monkey noises at a black person without being sent to prison? This man makes millions of dollars and he is crying on TV. Deutsche Welle : A court in the Spanish city of…
France: Black Moslem Footballer Suspended for 4 Matches for Refusing to Promote Anal
Gay trumps black again! The anti-Israel protesters don’t give a shit about poop-eating homos though. See: Philly: Hundreds of Anti-Israel Protesters Interrupt Anal Pride Parade There’s no pride in genocide. AP : Monaco midfielder Mohamed Camara was given a four-game suspension by the French league…
Italy: 2 Football Players Collapse on the Field in Separate Matches, 1 Dead
Mattia Giani, dead at 26 because of… a bad turn This always happened. If you don’t remember it happening before 2021, you are a dangerous theorist and must be banned from the internet. ANSA : A 26-year-old minor-league soccer player who collapsed on Sunday during…
Germany: Vibrant Teen Gets Suspended Sentence for Beating Non-Vibrant Teen to Death
The non-vibrant teen is known only as Paul P. If you’re a brown person in white countries, you’re allowed to just kill people. Meanwhile, white men aren’t even allowed to punch their own whore wives. They’ll go to prison. Remix : A 17-year-old Moroccan footballer…
UK: 29-Year-Old Footballer Shows Off Implantable Defibrillator He Got After Last Year’s Cardiac Arrest
Twenty-something world tier athletes have always gone into cardiac arrest. This always happened, and if you don’t remember it happening before 2021, you’re an antisemite and should be assassinated by the Mossad. AP : Luton captain Tom Lockyer says his heart stopped for more than…
Anti-Chiefs Mass Shooting??? Three Shooters??? One Dead???
Here is the moment the gunfire broke out at the Kansas City Chiefs Superbowl Parade. Why bring rifles and shoot with so many innocent bystanders in a crowd!!??? #ChiefsParade #KansasCity pic.twitter.com/HPcIwKT1MK — Byron (@1ByronWileyAmy1) February 15, 2024 Happening right now on active shooter Super Bowl…














