Tag: football

Germany: 22-Year-Old Footballer Unexpectedly Dies

Luca Meixner See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe. It’s the number one way to die suddenly. Fox News : Luca Meixner, a soccer player who played in Germany for SSV Reutlingen 05, has died, the club announced on…

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UK: 17-Year-Old Black Footballer Drops Dead

Kaylen Dennis This always happened. Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet. Metro : A teenage football prodigy related to a former Liverpool star has died on the pitch after collapsing mid-game.…

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Spain: Football Players Accused of Requiring Sluts to Sign Hilarious “Sexual Consent Forms”

Aquí podéis ver el “Contrato de Consentimiento” para mantener relaciones sexuales que circula entre los futbolistas de Primera División. Saquen sus propias conclusiones, pero el apartado violación accidental me parece aberrante. 👇 pic.twitter.com/xpbMyrDOYt — Miguel Galan (@MiguelGalanCNFE) September 10, 2024 Women are so stupid. They…

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Australia: Women’s Football Team With 5 Trannies Wins Season Undefeated

Full-time. Flying Bats FC win the Premiership and the Grand Final. Trans-identified males will be crowned champions in the Women’s Premier League Division. Somehow, this is supposed to represent progress. Somewhere, the custodians of our game don’t care. #SaveWomensSports pic.twitter.com/UaBTGVyRwx — Lucy Zelić (@LucyZelic) August…

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Missouri: 15-Year-Old Dies Suddenly During Sports Practice

It’s normal. Shut up you evil theorist. Daily Mail : A Missouri high school football player has tragically died after suffering a medical emergency after practice in 100-degree heat earlier this week. The student, a sophomore at Shawnee Mission Northwest High School in Kansas City,…

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Montenegro: 26-Year-Old Goalkeeper Suddenly Drops Dead

Matija Sarkic One thing we’ve really learned in the last 2-3 years is that professional athletes are some of the most unhealthy people on earth. ABC News (Australia) : Matija Sarkic, the Montenegro goalkeeper who played for English second-tier club Millwall, has died. He was…

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Anti-Chiefs Mass Shooting??? Three Shooters??? One Dead???

Here is the moment the gunfire broke out at the Kansas City Chiefs Superbowl Parade. Why bring rifles and shoot with so many innocent bystanders in a crowd!!??? #ChiefsParade #KansasCity pic.twitter.com/HPcIwKT1MK — Byron (@1ByronWileyAmy1) February 15, 2024 Happening right now on active shooter Super Bowl…

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