Tag: football

College Sportsball Ork Beats White Coach

This is what happens when you combine Blacks and sportsball. MSN : Tennessee State defensive end Latrelle Lee has been expelled from the school after punching strength coach T.J. Greenstone twice in the head during Saturday’s game against Southeast Missouri. Greenstone, who played at Vanderbilt,…

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Sportsball Ork Suspended for Beating Coalburner Girlfriend

Sportsball Ork Ezekiel Elliot. I’m not sure what this girl expected to happen. Probably, she expected to get knocked around and that’s what attracted her in the first place. New York Times : The N.F.L., after a yearlong investigations, reached its decision after reviewing Elliott’s…

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Anemic Ape Trolled to Tears by National Socialist Serbian Shitlords

Фудбалер на Партизан се расплака на терен поради расистички навреди (ВИДЕО) – https://t.co/AcX86vgWu2 pic.twitter.com/VfQPa2lYeF — Ekipa.mk (@ekipa_mk) February 19, 2017 I find it hard to care about sportsball. In my mind it means one of two things: an altar by which working class white men…

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Why I Won’t be Watching the Monkey Bowl

The Super Bowl has long been the most watch event on American television. This is very unfortunate indeed. While I can understand the appeal of vicariously participation in ritualized warfare, if you really want to watch big guys smash into each other I would recommend…

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Tom Brady is a Good Guy

I don’t personally watch monkeyball. That isn’t even some kind of ideological thing, I just never got into team sports at all. But I think Tom Brady is a pretty good guy. He’s always struck me as very wholesome and gentlemanly. A good Irish Catholic…

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Brazilian Soccer Plane Crashes in Columbia

Welp. This is what happens when you allow brown people to operate white technology. Seriously though – five (maybe six) people survived this. Surviving a plane crash is hardcore. Gotta give em that. Fox News : Seventy-five of the 81 passengers aboard a plane carrying…

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