Tag: germany

Germany: Wild Boars are Attacking the Beaches…!

It’s a slow news day. At least this happened. This is what happens when humans leave society to the animals because they’re scared of a non-existent plague. sbnation : It what can only be described as “the least climactic horror movie in history,” German beachgoers…

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Germany Announces Overhaul Agenda to Save the Insects

In 2015, German Chancellor Angela Merkel declared that Germans had not had enough children, and there were not enough young people to work and pay the pensions of the elderly. So instead of encouraging Germans to breed more (or promoting automation?), she declared that she…

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New US Ambassador to Germany has Great Views on Things

I wish we could have awesome people like this in every position in the Trump administration. Business Insider : President Donald Trump’s pick for US ambassador to Germany has accused Chancellor Angela Merkel of prioritizing “unwanted Muslim invaders” over military spending and has said Muslim…

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