In this picture, a distressed black man realizes that the white man has turned his jungle into a desert. You can’t really blame Africans here. White people and “white people” went to their countries and told them that they had changed the weather and that…
Previously: The Guardian Publishes Voodoo Op-ed Claiming Covid May be Gaia’s Attempt at Protecting Itself from Humans See, even true believers in The Science think eating bugs to stop heating is a scam. The government just wants to humiliate you by forcing you to eat…
There’s a lot to look forward to in your brave new future. For example, you can’t drive a car anymore. We have to do this to stop the virus and turn the earth into a giant block of ice by sucking all of the gasses…
How the heck are we supposed to change the weather if people are simply allowed to go around thinking thoughts willy-nilly? The Guardian : The scale of climate misinformation on Facebook is “staggering” and “increasing quite substantially”, a new analysis of hundreds of thousands of…
James Lovelock, author of the “ Gaia theory ,” pictured surrounded by nature near a statue of a female. James Lovelock, the formulator of the “ Gaia theory ,” this week wrote a bizarre op-ed for the Guardian, in which he claims that the living…
Some people are in communion with The Science, others are in communion with Mother Earth. They are the elite’s mom and dad, and they can be your mom and dad too if you submit your body and soul. The sirens are sounding. Our planet is…
Total control of the narrative. It’s so funny to watch these tech companies struggle with the fact that the government is now pressuring them to ban over half of their American user base. When it was just the Israeli and Jewish lobby (Anti-Defamation League and…
This is the deal: now that they’ve completely restructured your entire existence and understanding of your role in the universe, and your relationship to the state, they are spinning the entire coronavirus hoax into a reality-defining global warming hoax. The Guardian : A failure by…
If you thought the only radical actions that the Anal Pope wanted to take involved the buttholes of young boys, I have bad news for you. He also wants to go radical against cow farts. The Guardian : Pope Francis has urged world leaders to…
We can no longer ignore the climate crisis. It's time to stop making excuses and start making changes! Let's take #ClimateAction before it’s too late: https://t.co/UaBpA8VLbn via @UNDP #DontChooseExtinction pic.twitter.com/y2zZsSc0lB — United Nations (@UN) October 27, 2021 Okay so @BonJovi said it first, but I’m…
There’s been a long-running plan to get the third world on board with the global agenda by bribing them with cash payments. This has all sorts of strings attached, with the “rich countries” (white people) attempting to manipulate the cultures of “poor countries” (nonwhite people).…
Meet The Guardian’s newest opinion columnist – Greta Thunberg. Or as I like to call her, “Greeta Toonbearg.” If you’re wondering why a mentally retarded teenager is writing op-eds for one of the world’s most read news sites, then I would reply that she probably…
I saw it — so now you have to pic.twitter.com/3zY94FH5CA — Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 17, 2021 I’m so overjoyed that Greta is finally raising her voice in song. The world has been waiting to feel this kind of new happiness. (Seriously, click that video –…
The Science says: don’t have kids. The most important thing is that you cease breeding, goy. Spectator : About four years ago, my wife and I, who are both in our thirties, briefly thought we were having a baby. For the next few nights my…
Leftism isn’t a religion, but we do recommend that you drive a different route that is going to take longer so that you can help to change the weather. From Google’s blog : Climate change is no longer a distant threat — it’s increasingly local…
The Guardian asked Greta to cover herself in fake oil and take pictures, but it is not clear if doing the one-eye thing was her idea. On Saturday, The Guardian published an interview with Greta Thunberg and her family, where Greta reveals that the climate…
On Wednesday, The Guardian published a piece by feminist activist Sirin Kale claiming that protein shakes are destroying the planet. Kale has a face that looks really squiggly and disgusting. I seriously felt like I was going to vomit when I saw her squiggly face.…
Of course, the people making these will be selling them for a profit. It’s only fair. This sucking hasn’t even begun. The Guardian : The world’s largest plant designed to suck carbon dioxide out of the air and turn it into rock has started running,…
You have to eat these bugs! There’s no choice! There is no way out of this meal…! The Guardian : Twenty livestock companies are responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions than either Germany, Britain or France – and are receiving billions of dollars in financial…
But how old is the planet though? The climate change hoaxers love to come up with these graphics to scare people. Imagine if winter lasted centuries instead of months, and that people born and raised in it started freaking out when spring was getting near,…
