The media regularly claims that the US is the number one emitter of CO2. In actual fact, China emits more than one and a half times what the US emits. If you look into the data, they are saying that the US is the biggest…
Tag: global warming
No-Titty Teen Retard Greta Goes Apeshit at Davos, Demands the World Meet Her Demands
Even if you believe in this idiotic global warming hoax , Greta Thunberg should be immediately viewed as a repulsive freak. This should be the visceral reaction to just seeing this stupid no-titty retard whine. I will tell you this: if she were up on…
Is the Heroic Asperger’s Teenage Leader of the “Global Warmers” Threatening Terrorism Now?
With BILLIONAIRES and CAPITALISTS producing all of this pollution that is DESTROYING THE PLANET, the leader of the global anti-weather movement, Asperger syndrome 17-year-old breastless bug-eating vegan Greta Thunberg, is vowing to kick things up a notch in what sounds like a threat of terrorism.…
Global Warming Hoax Artists Complain About Vegetation in the Himalayas
Oh, so now plants on a mountain are a threat to the earth. BBC : Vegetation is expanding at high altitudes in the Himalayas, including in the Everest region, new research has shown. The researchers found plant life in areas where vegetation was not previously…
Fat Injun Woman Claims TSA Agent Rode Her Around the Airport Like a Horse
Going through @TSA at @mspairport , the agent said she needed to pat down my braids. She pulled them behind my shoulders, laughed & said “giddyup!” as she snapped my braids like reins. My hair is part of my spirit. I am a Native woman.…
Planet Mars Drying Up Because Not Enough Martians are Eating Bugs and Driving Teslas
Some people claim that the global warming on Mars is caused by Martians. Those people are known as racist rednecks – everyone knows that ALL global warming is caused by White people in Europe and America – including the global warming on other planets. We…
Not Satire: Joe Biden Tells Coal Miners to Learn to Code
I thought it was a joke when I read the headline. But no, he actually said this. OAN : Former Vice President Joe Biden gave coal miners a suggestion while on the campaign trail: ditch the mines and learn to code. It’s all a part…
State Trolling: Government to Start Taxing Electric Cars to “Make Up” for Reduced Gas Revenue
We all know the obvious fact that the earth is about to blow up. We also know that the culprit is air conditioning and SUVs. But the bigger problem is, what are we gonna do about the lower gas tax revenue from electric cars? I…
German Public Television Apologizes After Telling Children to Sing a Song Calling Their Grandma a Pig
Yeah, I would say that even if you’re a global warming terrorist enlisted in the brutal army of Greta the Grey, this is a little bit over the top and just really in bad taste in general. DW : German public broadcaster WDR 2 on…
Greta Thunberg Apologizes for Threatening World Leaders, UN Climate Talks End in Disappointment
The ancient evil entity of unknown origins that currently goes by the name “Greta Thunberg” has recently threatened to hurt or possibly kill world leaders if they refused to comply with her list of vague but weather-related demands. She was so blinded by her thirst…
Angry Mutant Retard Named TIME Magazine’s Man of the Year
Greta Thunberg has been named TIME “Man of the Year.” On the cover, she is looking as frail and gaunt as ever, like a small, evil worm person. Here’s the TIME article accompanying the cover. It’s very long and I didn’t read it. I have…
Russian Town Overrun with Polar Bears Because of Global Cooling (North Pole is Too Cold)
This is a funny story. But it actually happens regularly, and has happened as long as the village has been there, and it has nothing to do with global warming. The village is literally inside of the natural habitat of the bears. BBC : More…
Bernie Sanders Says That Under His Communist Regime, You Will Get Fast Internet
With all of these gross brown people dropping out, it’s unclear where Bernie is going to stand in another few weeks. Probably, he’ll be in third, like he always is. But who knows. He could break out. It’s kind of unclear what is going to…
Sloppy Fat UN Chief Warns That His Super-Heated Farts are Going to Put Us All on the Highway to Hell
I don’t believe in the warming hoax, but I could believe that this fat sonovabitch’s farts are warming the area in a mile-wide circumference. How much does the beast weigh? 600 lbs? When he farts the entire building must shake! POLITICO : U.N. Secretary-General Antonio…
Ad Expert: Global Warmers/Climate Changers Should Rebrand Again
How about we call it “you better shut your mouth, whore, before someone shoves something in it”? This guy saying this appears to be just some random “ad expert” from an ad site. However, he could have been sent out by the global coolers /ozone…
Unhinged European Whackjobs Fear “Climate Change” More Than Terrorism and Mass Immigration
Modern electronic media is the most dangerous weapon ever invented. You can literally use fake charts to brainwash people into believing the world is going to end based on gibberish, and tell them that in order to avoid this apocalypse, they have to act against…
Global Warming Hoaxers are Going to Get What They Deserve
Many French are known to be what you might call “trad babies,” in that they have often cried about certain aspects of modernity that they view as being forced on them by America. In particular, they’ve been, at least in words, opposed to advertisements and…
Italy: Government Wants to Make Climatism Mandatory in Schools
Climatism has a long tradition of seeing mentally-deranged children as spiritual leaders And it will be mandatory, of course. Because Italian kids need to learn early on not to breed, which is literally the whole reason this cult started to begin with. Breitbart : Italian…
CNN to the Goyim: “Eat the Maggot, Maggot!”
Just so you understand, the Jewish media demanding that you eat bugs to stop global warming is not a meme. They are actually doing that. CNN : On a morning in the not-too-distant future, you might toast bread made with cricket flour, drink a protein…
BREAKING: Canadians are Rude to Little Retard Girl
Rude to a little retard? This gives new meaning to the phrase “how dare you?” Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg joined thousands of protesters marching in Canada’s energy heartland Alberta yesterday as a smaller counter-rally led by a truck convoy of oil and gas workers…




















