Tag: global warming

POLL: Greta Thunberg: Smash or Pass?

Greta Thunberg has become the absolute talk of the global town. This bitch is literally the most important person on earth. There are protests all across the world right now that she is leading based on the theory of global warming – a pseudoscientific cult…

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You Jacking Off is Causing the Globe to Warm

I’m against porno because it negatively affects testosterone levels and probably psychology, and leads to anti-natal practices, and is just sort of generally gross. But I’ve been predicting they’re going to ban it eventually in the name of feminism in order to cause further sexual…

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