IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN ! Goblin squads are attacking! Fox News : U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents had to use tear gas and pepper spray early Saturday to stop nearly 50 “undocumented individuals” from illegally entering the U.S. after they stormed a port of…
At least Minas Tirith had a wall and its Rohan allies. As long as there’s no deterrent strong enough to outweigh the upsides of invading America, more and more foreigners will join the armies that march towards the former Home of the Free (now the…
The invaders are already publicly demanding more and better free stuff. AP : The Trump administration is facing growing complaints from migrants about severe overcrowding, meager food and other hardships at border holding centers, with some people at an encampment in El Paso being forced…
They never stopped coming. Is anyone in the government even keeping track of all the money that has been wasted on these asylum-seeking migrants? The Daily World : The Senate Appropriations Committee plans to take up a supplemental spending bill next week to address the…
One of AP’s investigative fan-fiction journalists has written a piece explaining that the Hordes of Mordor won’t stop their march towards the the Land of Man despite Mexico’s border crackdown. AP : A near-death experience in the Arizona desert a year ago won’t deter Francisco…
African migrants claiming asylum. The situation at the border gets browner and darker every day. After that recent group of Africans was apprehended, Border Patrol agents have noticed what they’ve called a “dramatic rise” in the sighting of migrants. Newsweek : Border Patrol agents have…
Border Patrol apparently wants migrant kids to die. Yahoo News : For the past year and a half, Dr. Eric Russell has been traveling from Houston to McAllen, Texas, every three months or so to volunteer at the Catholic Charities Humanitarian Respite Center, a first…
The poor invaders are not enjoying the invading process very much. Is this the kind of host we want to be? The Intercept : The vans started coming on May 14, depositing their passengers into an alley by the Greyhound station in San Bernardino, California,…
The asylum seekers continue to break all asylum-seeking records with their go-getter attitude. That’s exactly the kind of people that we need more of to improve our economy. Breitbart : El Paso Sector Border Patrol agents apprehended a historic 1,036 migrants in a single group…
Relax. It’s just a goblin. This confirms that so-called “asylum seekers” are not really seeking asylum, but using our asylum laws as tools to enter our country. Why else would they skip the hearings, where they could be officially granted asylum? Breitbart : Nearly 9-in-10…
Apparently, the American people are almost completely unaware of the number of illegal immigrants pouring across the border. To be fair, this invasion is literally never mentioned on television at all. What’s especially incredible is that there is no shocking video of this massive migration…
Asylum seekers after hearing they may not be able to climb the border fence. Racist illegalophobic Trump keeps trying to put some kind of border security fence structure in place, even though the poor goblins pouring in just want a chance at a better life.…
The useless tent cities are now officially proven to be useless. El Paso Times : Less than a week after opening a 40,000-square-foot tent complex to temporarily house migrants crossing the lower Rio Grande, federal immigration authorities say the pace of apprehensions continues to overwhelm…
Cities suffering the gift of goblin enrichment are considering using taxpayer money to improve the lives of these precious little green ones that want to permanently visit America. Some of them have already wasted actual Americans’ money on the Newmericanos, and there was a backlash…
We’ve known for a while now that the situation at the border has completely overwhelmed available resources. Goblins keep getting in and there’s just no place to warehouse them. Common sense dictates that if we don’t want them inside and we have no place to…
After watching the above video, “America’s sovereignty” sounds like a joke. Just observe those goblins. Listen to them speaking in their goblin noise “language.” See what they do to your country. Those are the creatures that are allegedly entitled to your stuff because of human…
LARGEST GROUP APPREHENDED— #BorderPatrol agents apprehended the largest group of 424 illegal aliens just after midnight this morning in Sunland Park, NM. A second group of 230 illegal aliens was also apprehended in Antelope Wells, NM this morning. More: https://t.co/54XxK78XB2 pic.twitter.com/i5owidRi1t — CBP (@CBP) April…
