tfw my face is getting hacked. The entire world was enraged when Apple announced the new iPhones wouldn’t be getting any real new features, with some going so far as to declare they would riot and “burn this bitch down” over it . But then…
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Innovative New Dildo Spies on Users
Bring your degeneracy to the whole world! The number one problem stopping innovation in the realm of dildotech has been that the dildos didn’t spy on their users. Now that barrier has been overcome. Can you imagine the brave new world of possibilities opening up…
Wifi Networks Vulnerable After Security Flaw Found in WPA2 Protocol
A vulnerability has been found in the security protocol used by most wifi networks around the globe. We here at the Daily Stormer have a staff of the most versatile writers anywhere on the planet. I’m not just saying this for egotistical purposes, I’m saying…
Jew York Times Claims Russians Spy on the US With Antivirus Software
The Jew York Times has reminded us yet again to never trust any Russian products, they will all find ways to hack your brain. Antivirus software, advertisements, Pokemon GO , food products with MK Ultra mind control chemicals, all of it will hack your brain.
CNN: Russians Used Pokemon GO to Fuck with Niggers’ Minds! THIS IS EVIL!
MIND = FUCKED RT : An investigation by CNN has discovered that suspected Russian actors allegedly used the popular augmented-reality game Pokemon Go to sow discord and fuel racial tensions among Americans during the 2016 US presidential election. The report alleged that a Tumblr page…
Whooops: Equifax Hacked, 143 Million People’s Information Likely Stolen
Wow, this internet thing seems like it’s not too safe. Maybe putting all of our most intimate information online was a bad idea after all. It was a nice experiment, but it’s time to just shut everything down and go back to pen and paper.…
Why Isn’t Merkel 50 Points Ahead?
The German government is fearing Russian interference with their election. Why would Russia do this, you ask? The answer is a long lasting resentment towards the Germans for WWII, of course. Anonymous Daily Stormer sources inside the German government claim that these are the L33T…
This Again? Alt-Right Now “Kremlin Propaganda” According to Jews
Glorious Soviet motherland will triumph over capitalist pigs! America is awash with subversive elements trying to brainwash people into believing absurd lies, such as that the USSR collapsed decades ago or that the cold war is long over. Don’t be deceived. The Russian empire of…
Red Ice on Their Website and Twitter Accounts Being Hacked During Charlottesville Event
The websites of Red Ice were hacked this weekend , along with the Twitter accounts of both hosts, Lana and Henrich. From what they’re saying, any and all personal or financial information of members is not compromised, which is good. However, the actual damage done…
Quadroon in a Fedora: British Hacker Arrested in Vegas for Alleged Malware
lol @ quadroon hacker. But hey – quadroon or not, this is an important case. What he is being indicted for is simply creating software that other people used to steal bank details. BBC : US prosecutors say a British computer expert has admitted to…
Hackerman Hacks Handguns
A hackerman has further shown that our obsession with cramming as much pointless tech into everything as possible doesn’t work and can be fatal. The Armatix iP1 pistol and its accompanying RFID watch are marketed as a “secure firearm system.” Why would you even think…
Former Intelligence Agents Produce New Analysis Saying Russians Probably Didn’t do Wikileaks
Strange we’re not hearing more about this in the Western media, no? RT : A group of former US intelligence officers are challenging the assessment that Russia hacked the Democrats during the 2016 presidential election. They are also criticizing analysts for not looking at the…
Latest Global Ransomware Attack is Worse Than WannaCry – Using the Same NSA Software!
Because I hate everything and enjoy chaos and destruction, I find these ransomware situations very funny. The fact that they are using software designed by the NSA just makes it quadruple funny. This is almost certainly worse than WannaCry. Maybe they should call it “WannaSlitMyWrists.”…
This Morning, The President of the United States Accused His Predecessor of Treason on Twitter
I told you it was happening. This morning. Here’s the warm-up. The Democrats have become nothing but OBSTRUCTIONISTS, they have no policies or ideas. All they do is delay and complain.They own ObamaCare! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2017 And then, straight to…
Putin Personally Cyberhacked UK Parliament
Maybe you’d still have your base if you weren’t a bunch of incompetent boomers. Does every government official and political organization in the west protect their accounts with passwords like “guest” or “password” ? What exactly are the billions of dollars in tax money used…
Ransomware Shutting Down UK Hospitals and 75k Computers World Wide is NSA Software
Here's what a London GP sees when trying to connect to the NHS network pic.twitter.com/lV8zXarAXS — Rory Cellan-Jones (@ruskin147) May 12, 2017 As you may have probably recently heard, a bunch of computers got shut down. They’re being held with “ransomware,” which is software that…
“The Shadow Brokers” Release NSA Hacking Tools as Protest Over Syria
Shadow Brokers releases password to NSA hacking tool binaries from 2013 as "protest" over "abandoning base" https://t.co/zFrz1vumcL pic.twitter.com/7ruMT0JPTH — WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) April 8, 2017 Sounds pretty serious. Who are “The Shadow Brokers?” According to Wikipedia : Their message claims that most of them are former…
Neocon Nut Dick Cheney Agitating for War Against Russia
He supports Trump – as long as he starts a war against Russia. Dick Cheney, considered to be a major architect of the invasion of Irak (and presumably of Afghanistan), hasn’t yet had his fill of meaningless wars for the Jews. AOL News : Former…
Russian Hackocaust: Intelligence Report Claims Putin Ordered Election Hacking
Pepe hacked the election. What you didn’t know was that Pepe is a Russian agent. The establishment has trotted out it’s final weapon before Trump is elected. It’s unclear what they intend to do with it at this point, a mere two weeks before Trump…
The Elections WERE Hacked by a Foreign Enemy: Israel!
This business about our “elections having been hacked by Russia” is such nonsense. Even if it turns out that Russians were involved in revealing to the American public facts like “Hillary knew she was supporting ISIS in Syria,” how does that constitute a hack? We…















