This is the kind of evil research that must be shut down for the good of the chosen few PROGRESS. We all know by now that kids should have their meals while watching Netflix and doing Instagram stuff on their phones in-between bites, and that…
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Study: Common Artificial Sweetener May Make People Fatter and Increase Risk of Diabetes
Tricking your brain into thinking that you’re eating something sweet appears to have unintended consequences. The Hour : A study published in the journal Cell Metabolism by a group of Yale researchers found that the consumption of the common artificial sweetener sucralose (which is found…
Social Isolation May Cause Physical Inflammation, Study Finds
Isolated by Modernity In the past, isolation often meant death, but thanks to the wonders of Modernity, humans nowadays can survive with little to no contact with other humans. Need food? Push a button. Need emotions? Stare at some glowing screen. But it appears that…
Health: Inhaling Printer Toner Particles Can Cause Genetic and Metabolic Changes
You may want to wear a mask like the one above if you have to get anywhere near printers. Study Finds : Working in an office is supposed to be safe working environment, but appearances are often deceiving. In a new discovery that emphasizes just…
Milwaukee Blues: The Coors Shooter Kills 5 at Coors Factory!
An artist’s belief of what the shooter probably looked like. Is a mass shooting really even news? I guess it’s news as much as anything else going on, but is it really a top news story that I need to get three push notifications about…
Only Women’s Diseases Matter – Men Can Just Go and Die in a Ditch
This is a thing? Was this always a thing? A few days ago, I saw some article announcing that breast cancer was no longer the most common type of cancer (at least, in England), and had been overtaken by prostate cancer. In other words, a…
Living Near a Major Road Can Raise Risk of Developing Neurological Disorders, Study Finds
“Major roads and highways.” Whenever I hear the words “major roads” and “highways,” I immediately imagine stressed out people with angry faces fueling a cacophony of hate while inhaling mystery fumes. Turns out that living near such scenery can be bad for people’s health. Study…
Beaner had Brain Worm for 10 Years from Eating Bad Mexican Food
You need to be careful with parasites. While Chinese immigrants are currently bringing us the joy of bat soup viruses, that is far from being America’s first foray into immigration-related diseases. In fact, the wave of illegals coming from down south is bringing along with…
LITERALLY BRAIN-DAMAGED: Favorite Boomer Cooking Oil Causes Brain Deterioration in Mice
Part of why millennials hate boomers so much is that they are mindless peasants who do whatever everyone else is doing. And if you ask them why they do these strange things, they’ll use the fact that everyone they know also does it as an…
UK: Poor People are Unhealthier Than Those Born Into Poverty 100 Years Ago, Study Finds
The Steven Pinkers of the world will tell you that we’re living in the best time ever thanks to PROGRESS, that poor people are less poor and that you should be happy that the infant mortality of Africans is dropping. But what if the poor…
Nuclear Apocalypse Diet: Mushrooms and Seaweed Could Save Men from Androgyny
There are reasons to believe that a Nuclear Apocalypse can save masculinity, and consequently, humanity itself. David Denkenberger, a mechanical engineer, proposes mushrooms and seaweed as idyllic food sources following a worldwide nuclear disaster. Both mushrooms and seaweed, as I’ll explain later, can be considered…
Losing One Night of Sleep Can Raise Levels of Alzheimer’s Biomarker, Study Finds
It turns out that humans need to sleep. Kinda like the other animals. I’m deeply shocked and offended by this on behalf of our overlords, who were CHOSEN to rule and deserve to have efficient slaves that don’t need to pause and rest. Study Finds…
Low-Fat Diets May Lower Testosterone Levels in Men, Study Finds
Testosterone levels in the West are getting visibly lower with every passing year. Plastics and soy play a big part in this. Toxic cookware is likely involved. Junk food and its mystery chemicals are definitely involved. Now a new study points to another contributing factor:…
Jewish Archlich Ruth Ginsburg Rises from the Grave, Claims She’s “Cancer-Free”
“Cancer-free” Ruth Ginsburg. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been hit with a few health problems in the past year or so – fractured ribs, as well as a few cancers. Definitely enough to finish off a skeletal octogenarian. Just a few months back,…
Eating Lamb and Beef is VITAL Because Plants are Losing Their Nutritional Value, Expert Warns
Proponents of plant-based diets love to show you charts about the nutritional contents of the foods they eat. Ignoring for a moment the fact that just because a plant has some nutrients doesn’t mean that people can easily absorb them, do these plants even really…
People Eat a Spoonful of PLASTIC Every Week, Study Finds
This isn’t some new vegan supplement aimed at easing the transition of man into an infertile androgynous humanoid. This is people being unable to escape the ubiquity of plastic. Reuters : Microscopic pieces of plastic have been discovered in the most remote locations, from the…
Study: Intermittent Fasting Could Make You Live Longer and Healthier
Conquer hunger and expand your dominion over yourself. Everything else will be easier to conquer. Daily Mail : A new study has revealed that intermittent fasting may help you live longer and improve your overall health . While many fad diets, such as keto, have…
Highly Important Life Advice from Mystic Sam Hyde: Get Good at Something
Sam Hyde mainly appears on his Gum Road channel , where you can access his content for a highly reasonable $5 per month. However, there are also some samples of his work on a YouTube channel. The above is an example of this. I’m glad…
Excess Belly Fat May Negatively Influence People’s Ability to Think, Study Finds
Excess belly fat is already associated with nasty stuff such as insulin resistance, heart disease and some types of cancer, and now a recent study suggests that it may even affect people’s ability to think straight. Keep in mind that a person can have plenty…
Yes, Diet Coke Makes You Fat
This study is literally more interesting than the impeachment. By a lot. The Sun : Drinking artificially-sweetened drinks like Diet Coke could make you more likely to put weight on, doctors have warned. Researchers from the University of South Australia found that people who consume…




















