Tag: hell

What Did The Jetsons Get Right About the Year 2022?

Today is George Jetson’s birthday, and analysts are analyzing what the show got right and what it got wrong. Analysts say that they didn’t predict that the United States would be analized. They also didn’t predict niggers everywhere just attacking and killing everyone and it…

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Large Hadron Collider at CERN to Open Portal to Hell in March

NEW – World's largest particle accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, will start up with twice the power in March after a three-year break. pic.twitter.com/tzlXxxmVPF — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) January 2, 2022 “Let’s go ahead and open a portal to Hell itself” is in…

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Jewish Nadler to Christians: “Your God has No Power Here”

What if I told you a Jewish government official stated that “Your God has no power here” on the floor of Congress? Would you be shocked? WATCH THIS – @RepGregSteube quoting scripture on Senate Floor in opposition to #EqualityAct . @HouseDemocrats object, then @RepJerryNadler says,…

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Trump Tells Some Bitch That Her Husband is in Hell

Mr. President, let’s set politics aside. My husband earned all his accolades after a lifetime of service. I’m preparing for the first holiday season without the man I love. You brought me down in a way you can never imagine and your hurtful words just…

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No One Wants to Travel to the United States

“The United States is a great place to immigrate to and feed off of as a blood-sucking parasite. But I wouldn’t want to visit.” Washington Post : Travelers can’t get enough of globe-trotting. But have they had enough of the United States? According to the…

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Reasonable Theory: Are We All Actually Living in Hell?

An infamous hacker whose name I dare not say aloud has forwarded an interesting theory worthy of some deep consideration: are we all actually living in Hell? Looking at the general situation we find ourselves in, this theory appears to make sense on the face…

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Afterlife News: Hell Now Only Accepts Homos

It’s about time Hell entered into the 21st century. Hell has always been a place with a disproportionately homo population. There’s no getting around it. After all, homos commit way more than their share of crimes and they love to sin all the time. Selfishness…

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