Tag: hillary clintons health

If She Coughs, It’s Gonna Get Rough

Remember this? Hillary’s been having these hilarious minute-long coughing fits for a good while now. Nobody really cared, because, well, nobody was there. Her “rallies” have like, 200 people attending them. But the debates are projected to have 100 million viewers. Hell, I’m watching them,…

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We Meme’d Hillary to Her Deathbed

It’s over, hag. We all know that once a cat is out of a bag, you’re not going to be putting that cat back into it. Not gonna happen. So when we’re talking about putting cats back into baskets, can you begin to imagine the…

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Hillary’s Health and the Election: A What-If Analysis

Jazzhands McFeels The Right Stuff September 12, 2016 By now we’re all aware of Hillary’s medical issue that occurred at the 9/11 ceremony yesterday morning in New York City. Hillary was taken to Chelsea’s apartment instead of a hospital for several reasons: first and foremost,…

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Clinton to Release More Fake Medical Information Later This Week

Pneumonia extreme: Now causing SEIZURES! After releasing fake information about pneumonia, the Clinton campaign has vowed to release more fake information later this week, in order to ensure the stupid goyim that she isn’t obviously going to die very soon. Washington Post : Hillary Clinton’s…

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Yuck! Hillary Coughing Out Weird Green Slime

Whatever you do, don’t watch the above GIF if you’ve just eaten. I guess I should have put that warning earlier… The evidence is mounting that Hillary is either: Very sick, and thus obviously unfit to be President. Actually made of intelligent slime which is…

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Hillary be Needs Mo Money fo dem Campaigns

tfw people stop giving you money because you hoaxed the polls Hillary’s aggressive poll hoaxing has resulted in an unexpected consequence – people have stopped sending money because they’re convinced she’s going to win. Because after all, she’s 178 points ahead of Trump in the…

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Hillary Gets Help Climbing the Stairs

I wrote yesterday of how Hillary’s health is clearly deteriorating in public view and yet the media won’t question her on it. Also yesterday, she almost didn’t make it up a set of stairs, requiring the assistance of her entourage. Stairs are a real problem…

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