Tag: hoax

Oregon Preparing for a Mink Genocide

It’s already been established that when a mink tests positive, you commit a mink genocide. USA Today : An Oregon mink farm has reported an outbreak of COVID-19 among animals and workers. Oregon Department of Agriculture spokeswoman Andrea Cantu-Schomus declined to say which county the…

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Alien Monolith Disappears from Utah Desert

Hmmm. New York Times : As mysteriously as it arrived, a metal monolith that was discovered last week by Utah public safety workers is now gone, officials said on Saturday. The three-sided metal structure was removed on Friday evening “by an unknown party” from the…

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Australians Show Us How to Treat an Anti-Masker

For too long, we’ve allowed anti-mask conspiracy theorists to risk killing us all with the coronavirus because of their stupid little gay faggot “freedoms.” Now, in Australia, the people are saying “no more,” and alpha male chads are rising up and smashing bitches’ heads on…

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Alien Monolith Discovered in the Desert of Utah

Well, this is interesting. NPR : State officials were flying over southeastern Utah looking for sheep as part of a routine task. Instead they found something straight out of a sci-fi movie. From a helicopter, officers from the Utah Department of Public Safety spotted a…

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Boise Cops to Arrest People Who Don’t Wear Masks

The deadly coronavirus is killing everyone. Over 900 bajillion people have died this month alone. Every hour that passes, 2,000 trillion Americans die from this deadly virus. That means you can’t have any freedom again forever, because we have to keep you safe, because you’re…

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