Lying conspiracy disinformationists claim this didn’t always happen. In fact, it always happened. Being an athlete in good shape always put you at risk for dying suddenly for no reason. AP : A 17-year-old hockey player collapsed during a charity game in New York and…
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NHL Bans Anal Flag Tape on Hockey Sticks
Well. This is good news. I mean – I’ll take what I can get, right? The Post Millennial : The National Hockey League has announced that effective immediately, players will no longer be allowed to wrap their sticks with rainbow-colored tape before hitting the ice…
Christian Hockey Player Refuses to Wear Anal Jersey
Wow – an American standing up for Jesus in the face of a faggot agenda? I never thought I would see something liek this in my life. CNN : Citing his Christian faith, San Jose Sharks goaltender James Reimer said he chose not to wear…
Sluts on Ice: Harvard “Women’s Ice Hockey” Team is a Bunch of Filthy Whores
I’m as against canceling as much as the next based and redpilled conservative. However: why is there all of this institutionalized sexual depravity in universities in the first place? This is a problem that goes beyond “women’s sports,” where you might expect it. The entirety…
Russian Hockey Player’s Jersey Sells Out After He Refuses to Celebrate Faggotry
It’s an American team. The only person on the team who refused to wear the asshole jersey was a Russian. Do you understand why America is at war with Russia? Fox News : Americans have rallied around Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Ivan Provorov after he personally…
All-Tranny Hockey Tournament Ends With Injured Woman, Total Male Domination
Trannies don’t mess around. Personally, I just try to stay out of their way. The Post Millennial : During the “All-Trans Draft Tournament,” held between November 19 and 20 in Middleton, Wisconsin, one biological female athlete was left concussed after a biological male athlete pushed…
SADS: 20-Year-Old Canadian Hockey Player Drops Dead in the Locker Room
It turns out, being healthy is a danger to your health. This has always been the case, but we just noticed it recently. People : A community in Canada is mourning the death of a beloved hockey player who died after collapsing during a tournament.…
Ukraine: Hockey Player Suspended 1 Year for Pretending to Eat a Banana
BREAKING: The IIHF Disciplinary Board has issued a one-year suspension to Ukraine men’s national team and HC Kremenchuk forward Andri Denyskin. More at https://t.co/sa52vuQsnF pic.twitter.com/r9srbdQPqy — IIHF (@IIHFHockey) February 22, 2022 The first rule of Hockey Club: You do not pretend to eat a banana.…
Well, Here’s One Teen Sports Death We Can’t Blame on the Vax
What the heck? New York Post : The Connecticut high school hockey player who died this week after his neck was slit open by a skate during a tragic incident on the ice has been identified. Teddy Balkind, a 10th grader at the St. Luke’s…
Random Coincidence: 24-Year-Old Slovakian Hockey Player Collapse From Heart Attack, Dies
Kontinental Hockey League is saddened by the death of former @hcslovanba player Boris Sádecký 🇸🇰. He was 24. During 52-game KHL career Sádecký scored 2 goals. His first one in the league was named best goal of 2017-18 season. Rest in peace, Boris. pic.twitter.com/jCbT6W0PNP —…
How Concerned Should I be About Russia’s Young Hockey Beasts?
On a concern scale where mothers of preteen boys injecting them with puberty blockers is a zero and the coronavirus is a ten, how concerned should I be about Russia’s Young Hockey Beasts? It’s a question I need the media to answer immediately, because I’m…
Canada: Father Banned from Coaching Son’s Hockey Team Because He was Against Mandatory Tranny Lessons
“Hey kid, I heard you like hockey. Do you wanna cut your dick off?” Many people don’t understand what the media means when it says “the values of our democracy.” People claim that “the values of our democracy” is overly vague, and that it could…
We Wuz Hockey
Sargon of Akkad shouldn’t be allowed to move onto other endeavors until he wins Gamergate. I want to write science fiction novels, but have agreed not to do so until I defeat the Jews. While Sargon is out there interviewing Steve Bannon and prancing around…
Just… Just Don’t Go Swimming, Bojangles
Even professional black athletes in peak condition can’t keep from drowning. He thought he could do the white sport of hockey, he must be able to do the white activity of going for a dip. Nope! SAD! ESPN : Former NHL goaltender Ray Emery drowned…
NHL Condemns Fans For Chanting “Basketball” at Ape on Skates
Hockey fans hurt the feelings of Negro hockey player Devante Smith-Pelly by chanting “basketball” at him. They were thrown out of the arena for causing him to feel sad. The National Hockey League has just condemned a group of fans for chanting “basketball” at a…











