Tag: hockey

NHL Bans Anal Flag Tape on Hockey Sticks

Well. This is good news. I mean – I’ll take what I can get, right? The Post Millennial : The National Hockey League has announced that effective immediately, players will no longer be allowed to wrap their sticks with rainbow-colored tape before hitting the ice…

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We Wuz Hockey

Sargon of Akkad shouldn’t be allowed to move onto other endeavors until he wins Gamergate. I want to write science fiction novels, but have agreed not to do so until I defeat the Jews. While Sargon is out there interviewing Steve Bannon and prancing around…

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Just… Just Don’t Go Swimming, Bojangles

Even professional black athletes in peak condition can’t keep from drowning. He thought he could do the white sport of hockey, he must be able to do the white activity of going for a dip. Nope! SAD! ESPN : Former NHL goaltender Ray Emery drowned…

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