Earlier this month, a new major study on sexual dynamics in committed long-term relationships released conducted by the Pew Research Institute has shone light on just how little interest heterosexual American men in long-term relationships have in receiving a manual sex, commonly known as a…
Tag: humor
There’s No Reason to End the Slaughter in Gaza. America Will Support It Forever!
Surely, there’s no reason to end the war so soon. The story of Angel Face being raped and then having her head cut off with a shovel has justified at least another ten thousand killings. Israel hasn’t even revealed the story of Moon Face, a…
Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas
In response to Florida governor Ron DeSantis’ claim that he is going to send weapons to the Israeli Defense Force, California governor Gavin Newsom has announced that he will be arming Hamas. The Democrat Newsom and the Republican DeSantis have been involved in an ongoing…
Stormer-Endorsed Senate Candidate Mark Kelly Admits to Contracting Assassination of Abe Shinzo
“Nip gets clipped”: Stormer-endorsed Arizona Senate candidate Mark Kelly has revealed he ordered the assassination of Shinzo Abe. Arizona Senate Candidate Mark Kelly has admitted to me in text messages that he contracted the assassination of Shinzo Abe in order to send a message to…
Understanding the True Nature of the Illuminati Agenda Behind the War with Russia
I can’t keep quiet anymore. As we reach the final hour of the illuminati’s plan to enslave humanity through divide and conquer, I must reveal what I know about the Jesuit agenda. I’ve kept this back, pretending to blame the Jews, because I knew that…
Claim: Russian MoD No Longer Taking Calls from Dat Nigga Up in Da Muthafuka
“Rassis ass muthafuka white bitch done puttin da nigga on hold, aint eben holla at da nigga, shiieeeet. Finna pop off.” -The Pentagon Chief Formerly Known as Lloyd Austin Reports are that Russians are no longer taking the calls of dat nigga done been up…
After Seeing Graph, Redditors Decide to Go Fight in Yemen Instead – Denounced as Anti-Semites, Banned
The “Reddit Rambo Brigade” has moved from r/VolunteersForUkraine to r/VolunteersForYemen after seeing the following graph: The graph shows that while only a few dozen children have been killed in Ukraine, hundreds of thousands have been killed in Yemen. Users began posting images of the devastation…
Morale High Among Ukrainian Resistance in Kiev as Russians Forget to Bring Gas for Tanks
A Ukrainian people’s resistance movement in Kiev prepares for the Russian attack. Photos emerging from the conflict zone in the Ukraine show Ukrainian civilian resistance fighters looking joyful as they prepare to defend their homeland, while Russians are seen looking depressed and downtrodden as they…
#NoJiggle: International Controversy After Pictures Posted of Barack Obama’s Daughter’s “Flat, Flabby” Ass
PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: 'Tis the sea-son! Barack Obama takes a dip in the ocean on annual Christmas getaway to Hawaii https://t.co/vrZhKCtBQY — Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) December 20, 2021 This week, the daughter of the former African Occupation Governor of America Barack Obama has posted images…
Greatest Living Comedian Norm MacDonald Dead at 61
Norm MacDonald was the greatest living comedian until he died this week at the age of 61. The former Saturday Night Live cast member fought a 9 year battle with cancer, which had apparently been keep private. Through the 1990s, MacDonald hosted the Weekend Update…
Daily Stormer has Been Purchased by Breitbart
After six months of negotiation, I can proudly announce that the Daily Stormer has officially been purchased by Breitbart for an undisclosed amount. I, Andrew Anglin, will remain as the editor-in-chief, at least through the end of the year, although the publisher is now Joel…
Whatever Happened to Harry Reid?
Remember Harry Reid? He was in the government. Did you ever wonder what happened to him? Well, I can tell you what happened: he became a private detective. Unlike when he was working in the government, he is actually solving problems. He recently solved the…
Majority Support Turning the Earth Into a Frozen Wasteland – But What Are the Risks?
Previously on “ICED GLOBE: The Plan to Transform the World Into a Solid Sheet of Ice”:Â Why Do Socialists Promote Global Warming? According the The Guardian , citing the United Nations, which are both known for being highly factual and accurate in their truthful informations,…
Officer Catboy Patrols the Streets to Clean Up This Town
The latest CatboyKami video is out! We’re pretty happy with it. In this episode, Officer Catboy patrols the neighborhood looking for undesirables, as a way to lower the crime rate. Seems like he did a pretty good job.
CatboyKami: The Hero We Deserved
In our darkest hour, a hero has risen. The world is burning. Hell has been unleashed. But at least someone is still able to make me laugh. Watch this. Don’t read further before you watch it. You don’t want to spoil it. Those brown girls…
FBI Announces That Bernie Bros Posting is Now Equal Priority to MAGA Posting
Allah Akbar Mujahadeen NPR March 10, 2020 The Bernie Brothers are now classified the same as ISIS, NPR reports AGNES BOOTISH, HOST: After a series of internet posts targeting blacks, Jews and other capitalists in this country, the FBI has faced a pointed question –…
Radio Host Fired for Joking About Hoping for a School Shooting to Get the Impeachment Out of the Media
Everyone is very bored of this impeachment. So you try to inject a little bit of humor, and the Joke Police are kicking in your door. Did you know you can’t joke about school shootings – even in a general sense? We are living in…
Literal Homosexual Plagiarist Benny Johnson Dumps Cache of Hilarious Nick Fuentes Clips!
“Why yes, I am a cringe homosexual who got fired from Buzzfeed for plagiarism. How could you tell?” pic.twitter.com/chbPrVMJhV — Catholic Groyper 🇺🇸 ✝️ (@catholic_goy) November 19, 2019 Talking Points USA individual Benny Johnson is a literal plagiarist who was fired from Buzzfeed for plagiarism…
Presidential Candidate Tulsi Gabbard Found Dead of Apparent Suicide
Shmuley Ben Shekelheim New York Times October 24, 2019 The presidential campaign of Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) came to an abrupt end Wednesday night when she was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head, an apparent suicide. Gabbard’s body was discovered in the…
BREAKING: President Trump Announces Full Withdrawal of Jewish Cock from His Mouth!
“Listen up, this endless blowjob is officially over!” Well, we were all happy with Donald Trump’s announcement that he was withdrawing troops from Syria, but many of us were left asking “when will you withdraw the Jewish cock from your mouth, Mr. President?” And it…


















