Hit ’em where it hurts – right in the cats! (We need to really start marking articles as “not parody.” We’re posting parody articles, and I can see how people would get confused. This story is explicitly not parody.) South China Morning Post : First,…
And somehow, the jockstrap ones aren’t even the ugliest clothes in the show Breitbart : New York Fashion Week has debuted an item that salutes the imperative form must follow function in the age of coronavirus: say hello to the jockstrap mask. A model wore…
I’ll bet you thought this title was a clever racist reference to black people. But no, it’s actual apes. Which honestly, are more deserving of rights than black people. No group of apes ever burned down a city. RT : On Sunday, residents in the…
I should have known that the Women’s Marchers were a bunch of Hitler-lovers attempting to genocide the Indians all over again. I would have thought that one genocide is enough for anyone – but feminists want to do a second? Against the innocent Indians? I…
Good to see America’s still trying to tackle the hardest issues of our time. I hope completely destroying the life of anyone who ever said Asian Carp is next. AP News : Minnesota state Sen. Foung Hawj was never a fan of the “Asian carp”…
It might not be obvious, but this is part of a pedophile agenda. The Green Party has had a pedophile agenda for a long time. Free West Media : The Green Youth has called for children to be able to vote in elections in the…
The author At some point, all white people are going to have to deal with the fact that this movement of blacks that has emerged over the past decade is being managed by people who want to kill all of us. The average black person…
If no woman had ever been allowed to set foot in a university, would anything of value had been lost? Breitbart : Human body parts named after “men, kings and gods” have been deemed irrelevant and misogynistic by some Australian doctors who no longer seek…
Black people, if left to their own devices, become parodies of black people. Infowars : Zimbabwe has been tasked with famines, starvations, and hyperinflation since a revolution topped it from its perch as the breadbasket of Africa to an underdeveloped, starving nation with a barely…
Apparently, a lot of people find this convincing I want to say I feel bad for how sick most of these people will be in a few years, but that would be lie. You get what you hecking deserve, and I hecking deserve to laugh…
This is such a good idea that I can’t understand why no one did it before. Think about it for a minute – sending women, who are mostly physically weaker than the average 12-year-old boy, to fight wars AND putting them in barracks with young,…
Respecting women and honoring their periods is the most important thing of all. Especially when those women happen to be men. NBC News : When transgender model and activist Kenny Ethan Jones experienced his first period , he faced both physical and psychological pain .…
The geniuses who came up with this See goyim, this is why we need more women in universities – to save the world from chicken farts! Euronews : A pair of French biologists have broken down the final frontier in the surge towards veganism. Students…
The face of pure evil is square Most people who have stronger political beliefs than average often tend to interpret books, movies and other entertainment based on those views. That being said, I’m pretty sure this is the stupidest take I’ve ever heard of. Campus…
Do I really need to explain why this is a bad idea? Daily Mail : Well-meaning folk used to tell Alexandra Adams she couldn’t ski. Blind people can’t, they said. People who are blind and deaf certainly can’t. It turns out, though, that determination (or…
Do these people look healthy to you? I keep reading about these vegtards breaking into farms and slaughterhouses and stores and just stealing other people’s stuff, and destroying other people’s property. But you know what I never read about? Them actually, you know, going to…
Look goyim – SANITY! Notice how they casually imply that surgically and chemically mutilating yourself into a parody of the opposite sex is not a mental illness. Breitbart : 78 per cent of students who identify as trans, non-binary, or “genderqueer” meet the criteria for…
Beneath the facade, Denmark is actually a mini Third Reich, always ready and eager to turn people into detergent I can’t believe in CURRENT YEAR there are still people so filled with HATRED that they’d put conditions to the people coming to enrich them. What’s…
If you sit through the whole thing, it’s easy to understand why there aren’t any cities on Mars So all it takes is stuff like asking “where you from?” and we could wipe these monkeys off the face of the planet? Why haven’t we been…
So brave… So beautiful… You guys remember that silly slippery slop fallacy that didn’t make any sense and was just hateful right-wing propaganda? Turns out that, just like all the other hateful right-wing propaganda, that one’s real as well. Metro : Eva Tiamat Medusa ,…
