Master of the Known Universe and Lord Protector of the Sol System Anthony Fauci has announced some total bummers to the subjects he commands, which include all earth lifeforms. Although his interview with the Washington Post was filled with bummers, two special bummers stood out:…
The Times of Israel had another one of those headlines that might as well have been a Daily Stormer headline, regarding the GameStop situation: “The Jewish Angles to the GameStock Saga, Explained.” As you’re presumably aware, there has been a lot happening in the stock…
We now live in a very strange world, in which Donald Trump is no longer the recognized leader of the country. In fact, Trump, the winner of the 2020 presidential election, seems to have disappeared completely. It’s as if he has died, fled the country…
, there were two big internet forces in Donald Trump’s 2016 victory: 4chan’s /pol/ and reddit’s r/The_Donald. The Stormer and 4chan were places for younger people, while reddit was a place for boomers and younger people who act like boomers. After Charlottesville, reddit began banning…
None of us freaked out and did the yellow jacket girl scream when the senile usurper Joe Biden was inaugurated as 46th President of the United States on Wednesday. However, it should be said that the entire ritual was so utterly surreal, that it is…
The world is allegedly losing 1-2% of its insect population annually, we are now being told. Shockingly, this is not due to Monsanto terminator seeds and their pesticides and herbicides, water pollution, deforestation, the plastification of the environment and the general destruction of biomes across…
I get more pushback for my articles on China than I used to get for my articles saying that women should be beaten, raped and locked in cages. I feel that I need to preface every single article I write about China with this: I…
[ Editor’s note: I wrote this piece, mostly in its entirety, on Christmas Day. But it needed cleaned up, and I had places to be and people to see, so it is finally getting published now. But hey – it’s before the New Year, and…
The scum of reddit doesn’t know what the word “homicide” means. They think it means “murder.” Thus, when a coroner announces that a good boy who was shot by a cop died from “homicide,” the media now reports it as a top story. No one…
I have a difficult time putting forward a clear perspective on the police. On the one hand, I have an authoritarian personality, so I like the concept of men with guns enforcing order. On the other hand, the police are controlled by a government that…
Actress Ellen Page, famous for managing to use her role in the 2007 pretentious indie film “Juno” to catapult herself into a successful career as a public lesbian and vegan, has come out as a female-to-male transgender. Page has ordered people to call her “Elliot”…
Scotsman Sean Connery, a man famous for telling the truth about the need to hit women, is dead at age 90. Connery, who was from Scotland, famously said that slapping a woman is not bad, and “depends entirely on the circumstances and what would merit…
This chart shows the year to date increase in wealth of the billionaire class. This increase is entirely due to the coronavirus lockdown. The economy is a zero sum game, and when all of the small businesses in the Western world collapsed, due to government…
We know what the Democrats are planning to do: they want to abolish every right we have and basically install absolute communism. They want to change all of our personal lives. As Nimrata Randhawa said: they want to inflict personal pain on us. We spent…
As any consumer of entertainment media and art in general is aware, we’ve been on a treacherous downward slope for several decades, and at this point, we are free-floating in a cultural abyss. This is due to a number of factors, primarily related to strictly-enforced,…
As an accent to the alluring arrangement of Alliterative Autumn, Self-Help Sunday is becoming Therapy Thursday. I’m just joking with you, jolly gents. There is no known notification for a nullification of native norms in this noble news network. But the kids complained I kept…
The most important thing you can do in your life is identify the things you have control over, and do what you can to change those things to be the way you want them to be. Most of what is happening in the world, none…
One of the most exciting things about being involved in the fight against the deadly coronavirus is all of the options we have for various masks, which can really help make the perfect outfit. I recently picked up the latest zippered mask from Shut Your…
We are all living now in the Denver airport, watching the weird Illuminati murals come to life. The murals tell the story of the world coming apart and being put back together by a multiracial group of children. At the baggage claim, there are a…
This boomer meme is true. The boomers claim that millennials are lazy and entitled. Unlike virtually everything else that the boomers say, this is actually true. Millennials, and I would assume those younger than millennials as well, are totally lazy and completely entitled. They won’t…
