See: Dudes Have Microplastic in Their Penises (It’s the Only Problem on Earth That Can’t be Solved by Windmills or Wars) People can only focus on so many things at once. Right now, our biggest problems are cow farts changing the weather and democracy in…
Babies are now conceived with microplastics as a part of their bodies. But never you mind, goy – the real problem is cows farting and changing the weather. This whole plastic thing is really just a distraction from the true environmental crisis, which is the…
Y’all know what this means. Nature is correcting for the population de— No, sorry, I’m not making that joke. I hate to disappoint you, but I’m not making that joke. The Guardian : Girls in the United States had their first periods earlier over the…
The Guardian has published some more forced-memed bullshit. They’re claiming that older men shouldn’t have kids, based on some study that doesn’t mention the age of the women. The only possible real study would control for the age of the women, as well as every…
Oh. I didn’t think this was possible? It is possible? Would it be possible for someone to do this without telling you? Huffington Post : Scientists think they’ve found a new way to offer contraception to men – and this time, they’re going straight for…
Previously: Chemicals Found Literally Everywhere Linked to Infertility in Women, Study Says America is a democracy, and that means that everything that happens is the will of the people. Along with being stabbed on the street, Americans apparently also enjoy being poisoned. The Guardian :…
Related: 1 in 6 People Unable to Conceive After One Year of Regular Unprotected Sex, WHO Warns So, the whole environment is poisonous. That seems like maybe a problem, but I guess it’s not. The actual environmental problem, it turns out, is fake graphs that…
Overpopulation is a myth. Infertility is the biggest problem of our time and the fact that the WHO calls it a ‘disease’ – as if it’s a natural disaster – tells you all you need to know: They want to sell us meds that fight…
10,000+ coincidences is a lot of coincidences. But right now, we have to focus on injecting every person on earth with this experimental vax so they don’t become one of the unfortunate 0.015% who succumb to the deadly virus. We need to jab now, and…
According to the logic of the US military, the solution to this problem is simple: we just need to have smaller fires that are not so hot. Large, hot fires are a legacy of the patriarchy. The Guardian : Sofia Huston panted heavily as she…
Rebel Wilson, also known as “The Beast of Broadway” We reported yesterday that an Indian doctor and fertility expert is speaking out against celebrities basically committing public fraud, claiming to have “gotten pregnant” in their late 30s, 40s and 50s, and not stating clearly that…
Bill Gates is a big advocate of poop water. He could offer his poop water as a solution. The Guardian and Consumer Reports investigated American tap water in 120 locations across the United States and found disturbing stuff in it. 117 of the 120 samples…
Trying to force unequal beings to act the same way is having devastating effects on our world. We pretend that blacks are the same as whites, yet we have whites bearing the burden of keeping that illusion alive. We also pretend that women are the…
You cannot run from this. The ubiquity of the chemical diethylhexyl phthalate (DEHP) makes it inescapable. Before getting to the study, take a look at some of the places in which you can find it. Wikipedia : DEHP is a component of many household items,…
It’s not just the food that you eat that can influence your health but also its packaging. Daily Mail : Frequently eating fast food may raise your risk of infertility and cancer – but not for the reason you may think . Researchers analysed the…
Researchers say that castrating dogs increases their risk of obesity. Pointing that out also results in valuable insight into fat people and the obesity crisis. Study Finds : Are you feeling queasy about taking your new dog to be “fixed”? While it’s generally considered the…
