Tag: iran

Iran Sentences Two Skanks to Death for Being Skanks

For years, my catchphrase has been “now it’s time to die, bitch!” Iran is considering adopting this catchphrase, though I’ve threatened to sue them over it. CNN : Two Iranians were sentenced to death by a court for “corruption on earth,” Iran’s state news agency…

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It Begins: Iran to Do International Trade in Crypto

Are the Based Mullahs going to fix the crypto crash? Seems like it. RT : Tehran has officially approved the use of cryptocurrency for imports instead of the US dollar and the euro, Minister of Industry, Mines and Trade Reza Fatemi Amin said on Monday.…

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Iran Responds to Salmon Rushdie Stabbing

This is kinda funny. RT : Meanwhile, Iranian media has also closely followed the developments around the attack. Some of the seemingly more hardline outlets even wrote about it in positive terms. The Asr Iran outlet cited Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei as saying that the…

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Ukraine Accuses Putin of Not Always Being Putin

Everyone would look at this story and say “this is like, Alex Jones type shit.” I think it is in the genre of Alex Jones, actually, but Alex Jones has never gone full clone/body double. New York Post : Russian leader Vladimir Putin may have…

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Israel Says They Can Do Whatever They Want to Iran

The chad Jew vs. the virgin Jew occupied white nation. RT : Israel Prime Minister Naftali Bennett dubbed Iran the “greatest threat to the State of Israel” during a cabinet meeting in Jerusalem on Sunday . The prime minister also spoke to US President Joe…

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Iran Threatens to Destroy Tel Aviv

It’s funny how the remnants of the accomplishments of the Trump administration have all been completely destroyed – except for the stuff they did to escalate tensions with Russia, China, and Iran. None of that stuff has been touched. This hasn’t surprised me – Joe…

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