Well. This certainly isn’t good. It looks quite a lot like when a Malaysian plane was mysteriously shot down over the Ukraine when the Obama State Department was attempting to start a war with Russia. BBC : A Ukrainian Boeing-737 carrying 176 people has crashed…
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Putin Visits His Best Friend Assad in Damascus to Chill Out and Chat
Finally some good news. Friends should make time for frens. If two presidents can carve out some time in their busy schedules to meet for a chat, maybe we should put in the extra effort as well. If nothing else, we need to start making…
Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
President Donald Trump of America gave a weird, mumbling speech Wednesday morning. While being surrounded by the entire SG-1 team in what many thought might be a declaration of war, Trump first rambled about how he’s going to stop Iran’s nuclear weapons, and called for…
John Bolton Betrays Trump, Offers to Testify During Impeachment
You would think that after Donald Trump did the Jews the yuuuge favor of killing an Iranian general and starting a new Middle East war that they’d ease up on the impeachment hoax. But you’d be wrong. Nothing has changed – Trump is still Orange…
Iran Warns Great Satan That Any Further Attacks Will Result in Attacks on Israel
It’s funny how the same boomers that go around saying that America must be run by a bunch of blood-drinking satanists get mad when Iran calls the US “The Great Satan.” “Great Satan” is a pretty accurate term for the US, from what I’ve seen.…
Iran Strikes Back with Missile Strikes at US Bases in Iraq – No Casualties
Well, Iran responded. And it isn’t a big deal – unless the Trump administration tries to make it a big deal. Iran launched a ballistic missile attack at two Iraqi bases which house US troops early on Wednesday, in response to the US killing of…
If War is to Begin, You’re Going to Want to Not Commit Sedition
At time of writing, it is unclear if we’re headed to open war with Iran, though it is seeming more and more likely by the hour. So, I feel the need to remind everyone that they need to be careful not to commit sedition .…
“American” Mercenary Killed in Iraq was Actually an Iraqi Given US Citizenship in 2017
Well, this was another dumb hoax. Daily Mail : The US military contractor who was killed in a rocket attack in Iraq last month has been buried in Northern California after his death ignited a series of reprisals between the U.S. and Iran. Nawres Waleed…
77% of Americans Still Can’t Identify Iran on a Map
Cropped map hits: 28% Full map hits: 23% (with many believing Iran is inside the United States) This is a very old meme but still an important meme. The “point to Iraq on a map” strategy was employed against supporters of the Iraq War in…
Yikes: Bibi Netanyahu Distances Himself from Soleimani Assassination
#Breaking : Netanyahu distances Israel from Trump. "The assassination of Soleimani isn't an Israeli event but an American event. There's no need to be dragged into it." pic.twitter.com/gj86t2DdVF — Noga Tarnopolsky (@NTarnopolsky) January 6, 2020 Here we all were thinking that the assassination of Qasam…
US Denies Visa to Allow Iranian Foreign Minister to Speak at the UN
This is a violation of international law. But such things happen to terrorists. Just like we’re going to bomb Persepolis. Al Jazeera : Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif has said the United States declined to issue him a visa to attend a United Nations…
Iran: Funeral for Soleimani Breaks Into Stampede, At Least 30 Dead
Is this too some kind of Jewish plot? BBC : More than 30 people have been killed in a stampede as Iranians flocked to the burial of a top commander killed in a US drone strike, Iranian media report. The deaths led to the postponement…
Fake News Alert: US Troops are NOT Leaving Iraq – In Fact, The Opposite
There has been a rumor circulating around the interwebs which seems to indicate that US military is going to pull out of Iraq following the demands of the Iraqi Prime Minister that they do so. It was spread by some general, apparently. Reuters : The…
The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I don’t usually feel that New York Times headlines represent my feelings on an issue, but when I do, they’re written by the right-wing radical anti-Semite Max Fisher. Truly, no one does know. And it is so confusing that it almost has induced a form…
Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
Well, this is just basic logic. Even though I assume it is also illegal under some kind of “civil rights” legislation. POLITICO : Reports of Iranians and Iranian-Americans being detained for questioning upon entering the U.S. kicked off a furor on Sunday from Washington state…
Iran was Responsible for the 9/11 Attacks
Never forget that the evil terrorist regime of Iran was responsible for the 9/11 attacks. Many Americans are questioning why the United States went ahead with an assassination operation that killed top Iranian General Qasem Soleimani. They viewed the attack as an unnecessary provocation and…
Eulogist for Soleimani Declares an $80 Million Bounty on Trump’s Head
It’s not clear that the regime endorsed this. Though you’d think they would have known who was going to give the eulogy for the most popular guy in their country after he was assassinated. Heavy : The eulogist at the funeral procession for General Qassem…
Death of Three Americans in Africa Proves That This Iran Bullshit is Retarded
Somalians are more terroristic and have less freedoms, human rights and democracy than Iran. But for some reason, no one is up in arms about Somalian influence in Kenya. So, three Americans dead at the hands of Sunni Islamics. AP : Al-Shabab extremists overran a…
Belligerent Orange Man Threatening Iraq with Sanctions After They Told US to Leave
If we’re going to have a war in the Middle East, we might as well make it a double. These are the brilliant ideas you get when you elect a game show host as president of America. These are great, great times to live in.…
Selective Service Website Crashes After Fears of Draft
I don’t think this is the result of the spread of misinformation, as every news website is taking for granted. If people were going to the official site, it’s because they were looking for official information. CNN : The Selective Service website crashed Friday because…


















