Iran is the 2Pac of governments. What I think is really cool about Moslems is that they run their countries like gangster rappers would run a country. It’s all “nigga if yo play a game wiff me, I roll up and blow yo brains out…
You know, I predicted that if Donald Trump escalated tensions in the Middle East, Bernie would become the frontrunner. I wish I kept better records of my predictions, so I could link the articles. But the regular reader will remember I said this repeatedly. Des…
I definitely did not call this one correctly. Well, I did call the part where I said that it couldn’t possibly be a coincidence, and had to be related to tensions in the region, but I legitimately did not think that Iran was so incompetent…
Is it possible that Iran accidentally shot down a passenger jet filled with their own people? Yes. But it’s also possible space aliens did it. Anything is possible. What is more likely is that some Western military body blew it up and was planning to…
 Hassan Nasrallah, the leader of Hezbollah, allegedly “threatened Americans.” The media kept saying that. But if you actually watch the video, he explicitly says NOT to target American civilians, and that he denounces any killings of American civilians, and only wants to hit valid…
Well. This certainly isn’t good. It looks quite a lot like when a Malaysian plane was mysteriously shot down over the Ukraine when the Obama State Department was attempting to start a war with Russia. BBC : A Ukrainian Boeing-737 carrying 176 people has crashed…
It’s funny how the same boomers that go around saying that America must be run by a bunch of blood-drinking satanists get mad when Iran calls the US “The Great Satan.” “Great Satan” is a pretty accurate term for the US, from what I’ve seen.…
Well, Iran responded. And it isn’t a big deal – unless the Trump administration tries to make it a big deal. Iran launched a ballistic missile attack at two Iraqi bases which house US troops early on Wednesday, in response to the US killing of…
At time of writing, it is unclear if we’re headed to open war with Iran, though it is seeming more and more likely by the hour. So, I feel the need to remind everyone that they need to be careful not to commit sedition .…
Well, this was another dumb hoax. Daily Mail : The US military contractor who was killed in a rocket attack in Iraq last month has been buried in Northern California after his death ignited a series of reprisals between the U.S. and Iran. Nawres Waleed…
Cropped map hits: 28% Full map hits: 23% (with many believing Iran is inside the United States) This is a very old meme but still an important meme. The “point to Iraq on a map” strategy was employed against supporters of the Iraq War in…
#Breaking : Netanyahu distances Israel from Trump. "The assassination of Soleimani isn't an Israeli event but an American event. There's no need to be dragged into it." pic.twitter.com/gj86t2DdVF — Noga Tarnopolsky (@NTarnopolsky) January 6, 2020 Here we all were thinking that the assassination of Qasam…
This is a violation of international law. But such things happen to terrorists. Just like we’re going to bomb Persepolis. Al Jazeera : Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif has said the United States declined to issue him a visa to attend a United Nations…
Is this too some kind of Jewish plot? BBC : More than 30 people have been killed in a stampede as Iranians flocked to the burial of a top commander killed in a US drone strike, Iranian media report. The deaths led to the postponement…
There has been a rumor circulating around the interwebs which seems to indicate that US military is going to pull out of Iraq following the demands of the Iraqi Prime Minister that they do so. It was spread by some general, apparently. Reuters : The…
I don’t usually feel that New York Times headlines represent my feelings on an issue, but when I do, they’re written by the right-wing radical anti-Semite Max Fisher. Truly, no one does know. And it is so confusing that it almost has induced a form…
Well, this is just basic logic. Even though I assume it is also illegal under some kind of “civil rights” legislation. POLITICO : Reports of Iranians and Iranian-Americans being detained for questioning upon entering the U.S. kicked off a furor on Sunday from Washington state…
It’s not clear that the regime endorsed this. Though you’d think they would have known who was going to give the eulogy for the most popular guy in their country after he was assassinated. Heavy : The eulogist at the funeral procession for General Qassem…
Somalians are more terroristic and have less freedoms, human rights and democracy than Iran. But for some reason, no one is up in arms about Somalian influence in Kenya. So, three Americans dead at the hands of Sunni Islamics. AP : Al-Shabab extremists overran a…
If we’re going to have a war in the Middle East, we might as well make it a double. These are the brilliant ideas you get when you elect a game show host as president of America. These are great, great times to live in.…
