America and all of Western civilization might collapse because Donald Trump can’t figure out how to run a presidential campaign, but the good news is that come next year, when the entire country is burning and he’s in some dungeon being tortured to death, he…
This is a crucial time in our nation's history. The left has become unhinged and they are threatening the very things that make America great. I'm running for U.S. Senate because we have to fight back. Let's go! https://t.co/E1Ti9aYKNT pic.twitter.com/IlueZhTiT4 — Jeff Sessions (@jeffsessions) November…
Listening to Mika read Donald Trump is very enjoyable. She should start releasing audio versions of herself reading entire Trump speeches. I think Trump might actually hire her to do that. She’s really, really good at it. Wtf is “hill.tv”? If it’s a TV version…
If it goes to court, you must deport. Yeah, sure, illegal invaders are a problem. They’re bringing crime, they’re bringing drugs, they’re rapists. And yes, all these programs to bring legal immigrants from shithole countries need to be stopped, whether it’s asylum seekers, the diversity…
At long last, we are investigating the investigators. And conspirator Peter Strzok is the first casualty. You would have thought this guy had already been fired, no? He was caught in that scandal where he was planning a “secret society” conspiracy to stop Trump from…
Finally, Jeff Sessions is getting hardcore and… no wait, gosh darn it. I read that headline wrong. Fugg. Washington Post : Attorney General Jeff Sessions used a Bible verse Thursday to defend his department’s policy of prosecuting everyone who crosses the border from Mexico, suggesting…
The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax continues, all because Jeff Sessions didn’t tell me he was going to recuse himself…I would have quickly picked someone else. So much time and money wasted, so many lives ruined…and Sessions knew better than most that there was No Collusion!…
The scene rn at the border, which Sessions has described as “righteous.” That’s not a real Jeff Sessions quote in the headline. I just thought of it and it seemed really funny to make that a headline. They are at least doing what they said……
Careful there, Jeff. You might break your “do absolutely nothing” streak at this rate. Right now, the biggest bottleneck in the deportation process is in the courtrooms; each foreigner the government needs to kick out of our country has to be processed by a judge,…
See, Jeff. It didn’t kill you. You did a thing and you’re still fine. Washington Examiner : Attorney General Jeff Sessions is encouraging all U.S. attorneys to pursue the death penalty in certain drug cases, hours after President Trump said this option needs to be…
Why is A.G. Jeff Sessions asking the Inspector General to investigate potentially massive FISA abuse. Will take forever, has no prosecutorial power and already late with reports on Comey etc. Isn’t the I.G. an Obama guy? Why not use Justice Department lawyers? DISGRACEFUL! — Donald…
Marijuana is being legalized for both medicinal and recreational use throughout the United States. Its legalization is largely supported by the public. But what’s the best way to deal with it? Attorney General Jeff Sessions recently announced measures against legal marijuana. Many state governments have…
The “RUSSIAN HACKING!!!111” narrative has been a transparent hoax from the start for anyone with a few brain cells to rub together. However, with the recent revelations about the inner workings of the FBI investigation, even the mainstream media and the normie masses have been…
Don’t let us down Jeff! We want that rotten wench locked up! Even though nothing is 100 percent official, there are reports stating that Attorney General Jeff Sessions is looking into naming a special counsel to investigate Hillary Clinton’s many crimes. The Hill : Attorney…
Soon they’ll be begging to be shoved back in their closets. People, left to their own devices, will naturally segregate themselves racially and shun faggots, perverts and other weirdoes. It’s not even necessary to make laws specifically mandating it. The only reason we’re in this…
Well… This could be cool too. I’m kind of torn on this. On one hand, the police are probably more pro-Trump than any other group of professionals in the country. Arming them with military equipment could really put some pressure on Trump’s enemies, in the…
Do you trust a man with a hand-to-face ratio like this? Who is a Jew? I can guarantee you that Rosenstein is going to Jew this all up. This man is a foreign agent, working directly against Trump. He is the one who appointed the…
So maybe Trump’s chiding of Sessions was just to get him to do things. Although, couldn’t he have just ordered him to do this? Fox News : Attorney General Jeff Sessions will soon announce several criminal leak investigations, Fox News has learned. A U.S. official…
Timestamped after introductory blah blah blah. In a press conference with the president of Lebanon, Trump addressed Jeff Sessions and his comments on him. He basically said he’s not planning to fire him, he’s just pissed off. I don’t personally understand this particular situation. It’s…
UPDATE 5:19 EST: This isn’t exactly surprising. Fox News : Sarah Huckabee Sanders will replace Sean Spicer as White House press secretary, it was announced Friday. The announcement was made in the press briefing room by Anthony Scaramucci, who was named White House communications director…
