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Migrant Caravan Bust Through Mexican Cops!

During his bizarre “town hall” event last with with Anus Cooper, The Biden said that he hasn’t visited the border because he hasn’t had time. BIDEN ON THE BORDER: "I guess I should go down, but the whole point of it is I haven’t had…

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The Biden Holds Out Fists in a Grip While Standing Straight

THERE’S NO PODIUM THERE BRO. pic.twitter.com/76pCgIiV82 — INVESTMENT HULK (@INVESTMENTSHULK) October 22, 2021 This clip is really silly. The Biden (whichever one this is, I can’t keep them straight anymore) stands with his elbows bent at a 90 degree angle, and his fists clenched. I…

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What the Hell is Kamala Harris?

I’m just going to be straight with you: this is filler. I wrote that well-meaning but ultimately botched and doomed thing about Brian Laundry fleeing to a swamp after killing Gabby Potato – only to be eaten by gators. I think that could have been…

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Russia Says They’re Not Worried About Chinese Missiles

China tests a hypersonic missile, capable of flying through the earth's thermosphere pic.twitter.com/1ZXC6HPgPD — TRT World Now (@TRTWorldNow) October 17, 2021 Being afraid of “Chinese aggression” is nonsensical. Chinese people will not even confront you at a store if you get angry about something. If…

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Biden’s Agenda has Totally Collapsed

With my Build Back Better Agenda, most American families will see their child care costs cut by more than half. That will help more parents get back into the workforce and make ends meet. pic.twitter.com/j4yGJ6NOp3 — President Biden (@POTUS) October 17, 2021 It is really…

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Victor Davis Hanson Doesn’t Know Anything!

Tucker asks the ultimate question to the ultimate answerer. Tucker Carlson on Wednesday had a monologue so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye. It was 11 minutes of absolute perfection. He started out with Russian disinformation, then focused in on the “Let’s Go…

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This IRS Spying Thing is Just Nuts

Yellen defends IRS rule requiring banks to report all transactions over $600 https://t.co/Wse08JeFPN pic.twitter.com/5gtXLzrGpk — New York Post (@nypost) October 5, 2021 Saying “the IRS will spy on transactions over $600” is like saying “toddler are trannies now.” This is a way to confuse and…

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Biden Supposedly Hits New Low at 42% Approval

Apparently, 42% makes reasonable sense, given the human waste from the garbage pits of the world that we’ve filled our country with. I mean, it really does sound like some kind of off-the-wall fake news to say that 4 of every 10 people you meet…

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Just How Many Bidens are There?

You can talk about plastic surgery and weight loss all day long, but there is no way those two pictures are of the same person. You cannot just totally change every part of your face, the shape of your skull, the placement of your ears,…

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Joe Biden Threatens to Piss in Ted Cruz’s Boots

Fairly elected President Joe Biden on Monday threatened to “piss in the boots” of right-wing Senator Ted Cruz during a heated argument about the debt ceiling. “Soldier, if you don’t zip it, I’ll piss in your boots,” he told the Florida Senator. Boot pissing is…

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