Hey can somebody text Don Jr. for me? The guy, weird face – you might know him as Simba. I deleted his number because I didn’t think I’d need it again, but it turns out he needs to issue a correction. Reuters : Taiwan’s ties…
It’s game day for the absent-minded dictator. It’s been announced that “President” Biden will be making his first official call to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, today. This is how I picture the call going: Justin: Hello? Joe: Hey, man! It’s Joe! I’m back!…
None of us freaked out and did the yellow jacket girl scream when the senile usurper Joe Biden was inaugurated as 46th President of the United States on Wednesday. However, it should be said that the entire ritual was so utterly surreal, that it is…
The Biden Administration’s no-nonsense, common sense approach proved effective on day one: Anthony Fauci reviewed predictive models created by science regarding the spread of the deadly coronavirus and the most effective distribution channels into the third world for three coronavirus vaccines created by three companies,…
I felt a chill go down my spine looking at this photo. It must be because the most popular man who ever lived in history is signing a declaration to make the weather cooler! Sitting alone at his new desk in the Oval Office wearing…
Word is that as the helicopter went into a tailspin, they were all thanking each other for their service – knowing that it would be the last thank you any of them received. CNN : Three New York National Guard soldiers were killed Wednesday night…
Shocking to see Boris Johnson bucking his new boss on day one. The Independent : Boris Johnson has refused to describe the treatment of Chinaâs Muslim Uighur minority as âgenocideâ, despite use of the term by both the Trump and Biden administrations. Joe Bidenâs nominee…
Welp. CBS News : Joseph R. Biden, Jr., has been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States, taking the reins of power at a perilous time in American history and urging a bitterly divided country to unite around defeating the deadliest pandemic…
President Donald Trump, winner of the 2020 presidential election by a lot, is holding a farewell event for himself as he is being forced out of office by the Usurper Joe Biden, who is being installed as president on Wednesday despite having lost the election.…
The United States is currently in the throes of the greatest transformation in its history. The United States media is focused on spreading weird conspiracy theories about people on the other side of the planet allegedly mistreating a group of people no one has ever…
The FBI is using cellphone data to track everyone who was at the Capitol on January 6, and is just randomly showing up at their houses to question them. It’s probably going to take a while for them to get to everyone, and there might…
Don Jr., son of Don Sr. (president), has made a brilliant analogy on his instagram account. I used to constantly get Don Jr. confused with Carl’s Jr. No more. Henceforth, I will always remember Don Jr. as the guy who created the best analogy of…
A video clip of Joe Biden at a recent public appearance seemingly acting like he was very confused and didn’t know where he was went viral on Twitter this week. We are so screwed. He has no idea where or who he is sometimes. pic.twitter.com/1NNJNXEvxf…
Huge cloud of smoke in Washington DC Freeway at 395- 695 Freeway right. G the Capitol. pic.twitter.com/EQnv0OMRxE — Saqib Ul Islam (@SaqibIslam) January 18, 2021 They keep announcing all these weird things. When you bring 25,000 soldiers into a small city, weird things start to…
The Jews are all too aware that the majority of the military is right-wing. That’s why they decided to deal with the somewhat poor optics of banning President Trump from Twitter. They were worried that if he had a voice to speak to the people,…
At the top of Fox News this morning, this is announced: Joe Biden’s first test is how to deal with some 5,000 “migrants” already on the way, and the hundreds of thousands and possibly millions more that will be trying to enter America across the…
If Joe Biden would have hit me up and said “I need you to make an inauguration promotional video for me – the theme is “healing” – I would have been like “I got you, fam.” And then I would have hired AC/DC to do…
The media and the government are pumping up all kinds of weird stuff around the inauguration. This is a basically innocuous story, with an outrageous headline. New York Times : The U.S. Capitol Police arrested a man at a security checkpoint in Washington on Friday…
I actually do think it is retarded to have women in the Republican Party. It’s worse than having black people, obviously. Some of the black people are actually okay, but every single woman has been either worthless totally or just occasionally okay because they’re unhinged…
I’m against all violence, I denounce all violence, I legitimately don’t see a purpose in violence. But I’ve got a joke for you: What do you get when you cross a disenfranchised and beaten down, broken population of young white men with a society that…
