The smartest guy in the room. It was obvious that the Ukraine was going to get totally wiped out in their “offensive.” I mean, people had to have known that. I knew it. How could career military strategists not know it? The plan was probably…
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Lula Asks Brandon to Please Stop Starting Wars Everywhere
I’m kinda worn out on a Sunday and just doing filler right now (I already wrote that long article about Vivek, go read that). But at some point, I’m going to have to try to make a list of the various global conflicts Brandon is…
NYT Says Zelensky Worried Brandon is Going to Cut His Allowance
I’ll say again: I don’t make predictions and no one has any idea what is going on with this war, including the people planning it. I will say that the situation is the same as it always was: the US can surrender or start WWIII.…
Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Any GAYER…
100% of Americans know who this bitch is. Compare that to 7 people who have watched her play sports. Brandon put up a sign on the White House lawn for the Women’s soccer team. This picture is actually from last week, but it’s a slow…
Brandon Finally Cured Cancer
JUST IN: President Joe Biden has officially cured cancer according to President Joe Biden. What an amazing day for people all around the world 🎉 “I said I’d cure cancer they looked at me like, why cancer? Because we can!” “We ended cancer as we…
Brandon Claims to be an AI
🤖 BIDEN: ‘I am an AI’ pic.twitter.com/gx0lS8g7at — Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) July 21, 2023 Joe Brandon entered a room (through a door) this week and declared that he is an AI (short for “artificial intelligence). The people in the room, which he had entered through…
Watch: Brandon Declares Ukrainian Victory Over Russia
Biden claims Putin “has already lost the war.” pic.twitter.com/8CGVLL8gdW — Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) July 13, 2023 Putin isn’t the one who has run out of shells and is forced to make the whole world hate him by introducing internationally banned weapons. New York Post…
Brandon Preparing Jew-Style Guarantees for Jewkraine: “If There is a Peace Agreement…”
I don’t know why all those people who comment on things were acting like the Ukraine was going to join NATO. That was really dumb. Of course that wasn’t going to happen. RT : The US is willing to offer Kiev a sort of security…
Biden Approves Cluster Bombs for the Ukraine, Pentagon Says War Crimes “Better Than a Russian Victory”
The United States promises that the Ukrainian Armed Forces will “carefully” use cluster munitions ” They will not use the projectiles in civilian-populated urban environments ,” Under Secretary of Defense for Political Affairs Colin Kahl said. pic.twitter.com/8YWAPrjGtA — Spriter Team (@SpriterTeam) July 8, 2023 These…
Poll: 3% of Americans Want Senile Old Coot to Run the Country
For the record, RFK Jr. is 69. RT : The overwhelming majority of Americans believe that the country should not be run by an elderly president, a poll by the Pew Research Center has revealed. Only 3% of respondents said they wanted someone in their…
Israel Leaking Details of Brandon’s Iran Talks to Republican Anti-Iran Activists
Previously: Ukrainian Jews and Israeli Jews are Feuding Israel is our greatest ally and the only democracy, but don’t cross them or they will leak your communications. But they are our greatest ally ever, and we love their great respect for who we are in…
Brandon Reckons Putin is Losing the War in Iraq
Biden: "[Putin] is clearly losing the war in Iraq" pic.twitter.com/dKt6yWWGFx — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 28, 2023 Asked about whether Russian President Vladimir Putin was “weakened” by the recent fail coup by Wagner PMC head Yevgeny Prigozhin, US President Joe Biden claimed that Putin is…
US Officials Downplay Biden Calling Xi a “Dictator”
Previously: Old Faggot Brandon Calls Good Emperor Xi a “Dictator” English words never translate directly into Chinese. I did the translation for “dictator” and in Chinese it means “pitiful bird, broken wing flapping, sorrowful stature, foul mood, cunning eyes glaring askew.” No wonder they were…
Old Faggot Brandon Calls Good Emperor Xi a “Dictator”
Hey you stupid fat boomer morons – Brandon agrees with you about Xi. Just keep showing support for his war on China, boomer. You bulbous retard child. RT : US President Joe Biden has labeled his Chinese counterpart, Xi Jinping, a “dictator,” claiming Beijing was…
More Than Half of Americans Want Immediate Trump Pardon
I still don’t understand what crime he is accused of, but clearly, if Trump is accused of a crime, he should be pardoned. In fact, the people who charged him should be charged. This is cartoonish. RT : More than half of Americans believe that…
“God Save the Queen, Man”
Biden wraps up his remarks in Connecticut: “Alright, God save the queen, man” pic.twitter.com/NJShsIA1eg — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 16, 2023 Imagine how much Brandon has degraded in the last 3 years. Then imagine that the DNC is in a position where they are pushing…
Fox Fires Former Tucker Producer for Calling Biden a “Wannabe Dictator” in Chyron
Ep. 4 Wannabe Dictator pic.twitter.com/MDcs5g0gxB — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) June 15, 2023 To be fair, I would fire someone over calling Joe Biden a “wannabe dictator.” Firstly, his name is Brandon. Secondly, he should be insulted with something more accurate, such as “goofball” or “nigger.”…
This Brandon Bribery Scandal is Some Kind of Hit Job
Chuck Grassley is no more of a serious person than Joe Biden. But all of the sudden Chuck’s got the documents on Joe’s corruption? And the whole media is reporting the story with a straight-face? WATCH: Senator Cruz DESTROYS the Deputy Director of the FBI…
Brandon Sending More Equipment to the Ukraine to Replace Destroyed Armor
I think my narrative is proving correct: the main goal of this war, at this point, is to just destroy as much American/NATO equipment as possible so contractors can get paid to replace it with newer, more expensive equipment. TASS : A new package of…
Brandon Sending More Equipment to Ukraine to Replace Destroyed Armor
I think my narrative is proving correct: the main goal of this war, at this point, is to just destroy as much American/NATO equipment as possible so contractors can get paid to replace it with newer, more expensive equipment. TASS : A new package of…

















