I wrote a joke article earlier about this issue, but it’s time for a serious article about it: Donald Trump doesn’t seem to know the difference between Iraq and Iran. He’s blaming Iran for nearly half of the American deaths in Iraq. ….The wonderful Iranian…
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John Bolton Flies to Israel to Apologize for Not Bombing Iran, Says He Will Do It Soon
You thought that headline was an exaggeration, didn’t you? It’s not. NPR : “Neither Iran nor any other hostile actor should mistake U.S. prudence and discretion for weakness,” Bolton said. “No one has granted them a hunting license in the Middle East.” He spoke in…
Trump Gives Iran the Benefit of the Doubt on Drone Shootdown!
Initially, the US said that Iran didn’t shoot down a drone. Now, they’re admitting it and saying it was bad that they did it, because it was in international waters. However, Trump is not at all jumping on the hysteria cycle after this, and is…
REPORT: Trump Gave Up on Regime Change in Venezuela Because He Got Bored!
We haven’t been hearing much about Venezuela lately, have we? And there had to be some explanation for that. Business Insider : President Donald Trump is losing interest in Venezuela after a bid to remove President Nicolás Maduro failed and he clings to power, officials…
Bolton and Pompeo in Control of All Policy, Planning to Have a US Soldier Killed to Start Bombing Iran
Donald Trump apparently has absolutely no idea what is going on in his administration, and he is just letting it be run by the craziest people on earth. It’s probably not going to end well. Washington Post : Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has privately…
John Bolton Attacks Iran for Not Honoring Terms of Nuclear Deal Trump Unilaterally Withdrew From
John Bolton is evil, and presumably fucks children. I see no other reason why he would be so obsessed with serving the Jews. He must be a baby-fucker. His first wild claim in statements made this week was that Iran was responsible for the alleged…
Trump Allegedly Nervous About Pompeo and Bolton Trying to Force Him Into War in Iran
Hey I’m not gonna hold my breath, but good news is good news. I can’t really see why this would be fake news. Washington Post : The Trump administration has been on high alert in response to what military and intelligence officials have deemed specific…
Fake President to Meet with US Military to Discuss Bringing Brutal Democracy to Venezuela
El presidente encargado de Venezuela, @jguaido , aseguró que la reunión con el Comando Sur está avanzando e informó que el próximo lunes se estarían dando resultados sobre la conversación. #TVVenezuela por: https://t.co/q7lyJR9ilM pic.twitter.com/boZjRBc59o — TVVenezuela Noticias (@TVVnoticias) May 14, 2019 The fake president of…
Neocon Don Allegedly Sending More Missiles to Menace Thunderstruck Iranian Victims
So are these real new bombs or are they more deployments that were already announced months ago that the Pentagon is reannouncing as new bombs ? Is any of this real at all? Are we doing this war or what Trump, you fat pussy? If…
Trump Allegedly Upset That John Bolton is Trying to Force Him Into a War in Venezuela
As a general rule, “President” Galongo Blingond appears to be trapped in a fugue state and have absolutely no idea what is going on in his immediate personal vicinity, let alone anything happening outside of his field of vision. John Bolton also appears to hide…
Deranged Zionist John Bolton Reportedly Participates in Unusual Meeting with the CIA on Iran
John Bolton is determined to drag America into a war with Iran because he is more concerned about the interests of Israel than the interests of America. He is a very bad person. John Bolton is like a real life character from the 1960s Stanley…
US Deploying Bomber Jets to Counter Secret Iranian Plan to Do Some Secret Thing
Welp. This is unfortunate. We appear to be seeing all of the signs of a lead-up to an invasion of Iran. RT : The Pentagon will reportedly station four B-52 heavy bombers in the Middle East in response to what the White House called a…
Neocon Psychopath John Bolton Threatened Iran After Reportedly Being Given Non-Specific Intelligence from Israel
John Bolton’s entire life has been focused around ensuring America fights endless wars for Israel. As we reported Monday, the neocon psychopath John Bolton announced the deployment of a carrier strike group to the Middle East while threatening Iran with “unrelenting force.” BREAKING: Statement from…
John Bolton Sends Aircraft Carrier to the Gulf to Menace Iran
BREAKING: Statement from the National Security Advisor John Bolton: pic.twitter.com/sGm0NYOgbe — Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) May 6, 2019 If you think the Trump presidency is bad now, just wait until it gets a whole helluva lot worse. RT : The US is deploying a carrier strike…
Great Job, Trump: North Korea Testing Missiles Again
Donald Trump was on the verge of reunifying Korea. Then he decided to hire John Bolton and bring him to a meeting with Kim Jong-un in Vietnam, where Bolton said that the only way talks could continue is if Kim gave up all of his…
Is Neocon Don Preparing for War with Iran?
Based on just how aggressively Donald Trump has been shilling for Jews, it would be shocking to me if he was not planning to launch a war against Iran. It just seems like the necessary to end to this complete fucking debacle that is the…
Juan Guaido’s Jewy-Looking Wife Comes to Miami, Given “Key to the County”
The fake president of Venezuela has sent his wife on a tour of the US to drum up support for an invasion. This bitch looks Jewish as fuck. She’s reasonably attractive – I guess – but that toothy smile with the gums being exposed on…
Bolton Again Threatens Russia with War for Trying to Stop Bizarre Venezuela Coup
You’d think after having been proved to not be a Russian agent, Donald Trump would feel less pressure to try to prove to the world that he’s not a Russian agent. But nah. Reuters : The White House warned Russia and other countries backing Venezuelan…
Bolton Still Rattling on About Maduro, But the Situation Seems to Have Calmed Down
Why doesn’t John Bolton just challenge Maduro to meet him in the Octagon? John Bolton is still going on about a terrorist type invasion of Venezuela to stop… something or other. But overall, the situation has definitely cooled down. In fact, Bolton is out there…
Bonkers Bolton Demands North Korea Explain Disease of Whiny Kike Faggot “Warm Beer”
In a recent piece I did on the whiny fag-boy Otto Warm Beer, I said he was probably a Jew. It turns out, he is a confirmed Jew and his family covered it up for some reason . Also after my last article, someone said…



















